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Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a thing that exists

Posted 9 years ago

There's that old saying "when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you"? Well this is the abyss…this shit right here. I've seen the trailer a few times to make sure it's real, and each time I...

Fist Fight releases a few new clips to hopefully pique your interest

Posted 9 years ago

So I don't know how I feel about FIST FIGHT yet. I mean, I love me some Charlie Day (who doesn't enjoy ALWAYS SUNNY?), and I think Ice Cube is great when utilized well. I even love the rest of...

Power Rangers VR experience reveals up-close looks at designs from the film

Posted 9 years ago

It is surprising how little presence the POWER RANGERS marketing has had, especially as it's so close to its release date. We've mainly gotten our look at the designs of the Zords and creatures through their toys, and so far...

xXx: Return of Xander Cage clip shows Vin Diesel skiing in a jungle

Posted 9 years ago

Whether we want it or not, the third xXx movie, RETURN OF XANDER CAGE – starring the one-and-only Vin Diesel – is coming out soon. And with the foreboding January release date fast approaching, Paramount has released a new clip...

2016 is saved! Netflix renews Fuller House for a third season!

Posted 9 years ago

Oh shit! It looks like Christmas isn't quite over yet! There's still at least one more gift left unwrapped by us, and…*rip, wrapping paper crinkle* Oh my God! Another season of FULLER HOUSE! Yay! Holiday wishes, answered. 🎁 Fuller House...

xXx: Return of Xander Cage clip shows Vin Diesel and Donnie Yen in action

Posted 9 years ago

I remember being excited when the first xXx film came out in the early 2000's. While I loved the idea of spy movies (fast cars, explosions, shoot-outs), I never really liked spy movies (and especially hated James Bond for various...

New Emoji character posters revealed :(

Posted 9 years ago

You know, it's easy to shit (emoji) on something like this. While obviously a preposterously naked cash grab at any sort of recognizable IP, it doesn't necessarily mean THE EMOJI MOVIE will be terrible. I mean, I don't know about...

New trailer released for The Smurfs: The Lost Village animated film

Posted 9 years ago

THE SMURFS are the inexplicably popular cast of characters known for their blue skin, single identifiable characteristic and name (Brainy Smurf is smart, Papa Smurf is old, Smurfette is the girl), and the fact they say "Smurf" all the mothersm*rfing...

President Aaron Eckhart won’t return for Angel Has Fallen

Posted 9 years ago

Well that's a shame. First we lost Obama, now we're losing President Asher too? Apparently so, as it looks like Aaron Eckhart won't be reprising his role as the aforementioned President in the new film in the HAS FALLEN franchise,...

Beau Knapp cast as main villain in Eli Roth’s Death Wish remake

Posted 10 years ago

So apparently the DEATH WISH remake is still on its way, yet another remake on the remake pile. Like I've said many times before, I got no problem with remakes in general – especially if they can add something or...

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