Zombies/strippers/Freddy

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Holy Motherf*cking Shite Balls! My computer screen has just been blessed with what may possibly become the greatest b-horror movie of our time! It’s called ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (guess what it’s about) and stars everyone’s favorite razor-clawed killer, Robert “The Kruger” England as well as boob-tastic porn star Jenna Jameson!

Do I really have to describe to you the whole “government virus infects the strippers of an underground strip club in Nebraska” plot? Oh shit, I guess I just did. Well, how about you feast your eyes on the trailer from youtube below!

ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (I just love saying that!) opens in limited release on April 18th, but I’m guessing your best bet will be to wait for the DVD shortly after.



TAP THE TRAILER HERE!


 

Look up “boob-tastic” in the dictionary; THERE’S your pic!

Source: AITH

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