M. Night Shyamalan is desperate to prove his movies are more than two-hour buildups to “Ah ha!” revelations, so it’ll be interesting to see what he does with his next, THE HAPPENING. It’ll be interesting mostly because it will star intensely adorable Zooey Deschanel.
The mushmouthed supercutie joins Mark Wahlberg in the flick, which Shammy had some difficulties landing at a studio because of his apparent self-designated deity status. The movie involves a family fleeing a “natural crisis” that threatens humanity. My guess for the deadly vegetation: hemp.
Zooey next appears whenever Brad Pitt’s western THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES ETC. finally gallops onto screens, plus she’ll star in a modern remake of THE WIZARD OF OZ for Sci-Fi Channel, and was tapped to play rock screamer Janis Joplin in a biopic.
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