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In another world, in another time, if Brian Austin Green even thought about being the Riddler in the sequel to THE DARK KNIGHT, I would feed his family to rabid beavers. Just for thinking about it. So why then, when he goes ahead and actually tells MTV that he thinks he’d actually make a great Riddler, do I sit back and do nothing? Well, because he’s seen Megan Fox naked. He’s seen her and he’s touched her, and because of that, I’d make passionate love to his toe jam. Here’s what Lord Austin Green said:
“I would love to be the Riddler, I hope to God they don’t replace Heath and have the Joker [again]. So they need a new villain and The Riddler makes sense. …[My Riddler] would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar a new level.”
Rrrrrrright. On second thought, maybe it's the fact that this dude actually porked Fox that has him suffering from delusions of grandeur. If he can do that, he can do anything! Step away from that ledge Brian, humans can't fly...
Extra Tidbit:
What would you rather do? Fly or hit that?
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SeymourClearly
on Aug 15 2008, 7:06:31 PM writes:
WTF?
Prezkot:
Never new that BAG and the Z-Man were into the man love stuff with each other? That's crazy shit dude! So that must mean that Fox was all alone when those two were getting it on! She must be very lonely! More reason to hit the Fox Booty!!! |
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Prezkot
on Aug 15 2008, 6:19:33 PM writes:
Fox is very hot, but what's the point in sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths et al? Why would I want to join in on a party Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering has been in on (you know BAG & the Z-Man were hot for each other...)?
Everybody knows the meal ticket resides in those sexually and faithfully confused Bible college girls... |
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akiralives
on Aug 15 2008, 6:02:18 PM writes:
I'D RATHER...HIT THAT!
Fuck flying. I love to get me some of that. Too hot for words!!! |
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leeloo hi peepl
on Aug 15 2008, 5:34:17 PM writes:
does this mean freddy prinze jr didnt get the part? |
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moviealien
on Aug 15 2008, 5:02:09 PM writes:
NO VISION
penguin would be perfect, it would fit the awkward mythology they created in the second one, good versus evil. he's in the dumps with the city. it would work as a freak from a normal life background way.
I guess I'm not geek enough to make a decision. Riddler would be boring and would help the nolan brothers suffer more in their writing. |
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lovembig
on Aug 15 2008, 4:15:47 PM writes:
hes good on the Terminator t.v. show, but i cant see him as the riddler.
and please no Penguin, Iceman, robin, Bane, or even Poison Ivy. those characters where all done already and they were not that interesting. some of those characters would require to much CGI.
my vote for Catwomen would be Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Garner. Kiera Knightly would have to be CGI enhanced in the boob area. |
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fabxxx
on Aug 15 2008, 3:35:56 PM writes:
FLY OR HIT?
Can I hit her with a Baseball bat? No?... Then fly! |
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Call me Indiana
on Aug 15 2008, 3:21:01 PM writes:
I TOTALLY agree with UnkemptFilmFan. DAVID TENNANT FOR THE RIDDLER!!!! He even expressed interest in playing the part in an issue of Wizard!
Oh, and Megan Fox is a skank. I don't know how anyone can find her remotely attractive. Maybe it's because I prefer clean women over the slutty, dirty ones. *shrug* |
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Muta
on Aug 15 2008, 3:19:38 PM writes:
Penguin as a freak was done in Batman Returns. It was horrible. He needs to be a normal person.
YES. Tennant for Riddler! |
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 UnkemptFilmFan
on Aug 15 2008, 3:06:10 PM writes:
HIT THAT!
I didn't know who Brian Austen Green was so after doing a quick image search I saw his face, laughed, and said no.
Maybe it's just me but David Tennant=The Riddler. |
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