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Machete's Crazy Twins

Sep. 25, 2009by: Eric Walkuski
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The Bloody-Disgusting dudes just learned that those wacky Crazy Babysitter Twins (Elise and Electra Avellan) will team up once again with their PLANET TERROR director Robert Rodriguez in his new flick MACHETE. According to the site, the two will portray "The Sexy Nurses". Slap a couple of tight uniforms on 'em, and I can picture it! (Or you can just look at the image above!)

That said, is there something a bit, I dunno, odd about these two? In PLANET TERROR they're slapping each other's tits with their feet (a scene Tarantino must watch before bed every night), and in these pictures they're gettin' all sapphic with each other. I'm as depraved as the next AITH writer, but it weirds me out a little. Maybe if I saw them in action in person, it would change my perspective.

MACHETE, also starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Jeff Fahey, and Robert De Niro, has wrapped production and will come out sometime in 2010.

Extra Tidbit: It's also kind of weird that they're the nieces of Robert Rodriguez's ex-wife... Just sayin'.

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6:29PM on 09/28/2009

Holy shit, It wrapped already?

I guess I'm a freak, 'cause I see nothing wrong with them sharing their love.
I guess I'm a freak, 'cause I see nothing wrong with them sharing their love.
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3:08PM on 09/26/2009

My Two Cents

Its creepy that they know the director as 'Uncle Bob.' And yeah, a little creepy the way they paw at each other in this latest stuff.

Having said that, if these two bickering hotties show up at your door with a bottle of Jack, thats something to scratch off your bucket list.
Its creepy that they know the director as 'Uncle Bob.' And yeah, a little creepy the way they paw at each other in this latest stuff.

Having said that, if these two bickering hotties show up at your door with a bottle of Jack, thats something to scratch off your bucket list.
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9:43AM on 09/26/2009

You can love your sister

Just dont LOOOOOOOVE your sister. Yeah, this is creepy. Do they plan on doin anything else with their limited career and abilities?
Just dont LOOOOOOOVE your sister. Yeah, this is creepy. Do they plan on doin anything else with their limited career and abilities?
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6:51PM on 09/25/2009
Also a bit weird is that these are Robert ROdriguez's nieces if I'm not mistaken. Their awesome though. Hope they're credited as "Crazy babysitter twins"
Also a bit weird is that these are Robert ROdriguez's nieces if I'm not mistaken. Their awesome though. Hope they're credited as "Crazy babysitter twins"
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