Machete’s Crazy Twins

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

The Bloody-Disgusting dudes just learned that those wacky Crazy Babysitter Twins (Elise and Electra Avellan) will team up once again with their PLANET TERROR director Robert Rodriguez in his new flick MACHETE. According to the site, the two will portray “The Sexy Nurses”. Slap a couple of tight uniforms on ’em, and I can picture it! (Or you can just look at the image above!)

That said, is there something a bit, I dunno, odd about these two? In PLANET TERROR they’re slapping each other’s tits with their feet (a scene Tarantino must watch before bed every night), and in these pictures they’re gettin’ all sapphic with each other. I’m as depraved as the next AITH writer, but it weirds me out a little. Maybe if I saw them in action in person, it would change my perspective.

MACHETE, also starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Jeff Fahey, and Robert De Niro, has wrapped production and will come out sometime in 2010.