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Check out the first five minutes of Paul W.S. Anderson's The Three Musketeers!

10.20.2011

Are you still looking for a reason to see THE THREE MUSKETEERS? Well, maybe watching the first five minutes of the film will help.

Or maybe it won't. I can't offer any guarantees here. All I can do is offer a big "WTF" on what I just saw. While I am not one of those people that just rags on Paul W.S. Anderson, I will say that this might be a bit much. I also did not get the memo that Til Schweiger was in this. Needs more Kiefer Sutherland.

Anyway, check it out below. Let us know if these five minutes will make you want to haul ass to see it in theaters when it comes out tomorrow.

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2:01PM on 11/04/2011

At the very least...

it looks better here than the trailers made it look.
it looks better here than the trailers made it look.
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1:04PM on 10/21/2011
i was a lot sceptical about this movie, but after watching this bit, i must say, whats with all the hate??? it looks harmless, meaning, fun to watch.
ill be certainly be watching it.
i was a lot sceptical about this movie, but after watching this bit, i must say, whats with all the hate??? it looks harmless, meaning, fun to watch.
ill be certainly be watching it.
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10:15AM on 10/21/2011

Pure fucking garbage

Wow, can people really watch this shit and think its good? Is this really GOOD action to some people? This is fucking crap.

Whats with all the shitty looking set pieces, I feel like I'm in a Vegas themed hotel. The quick cuts, the lame slo-mo, this is BAD people, no other word for it.
Wow, can people really watch this shit and think its good? Is this really GOOD action to some people? This is fucking crap.

Whats with all the shitty looking set pieces, I feel like I'm in a Vegas themed hotel. The quick cuts, the lame slo-mo, this is BAD people, no other word for it.
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8:32AM on 10/21/2011
Pay me in advance.
Pay me in advance.
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6:58AM on 10/21/2011
Looks like the same kind of camp that "Batman & Robin" or some ZAZ parody... Ill pass.
Looks like the same kind of camp that "Batman & Robin" or some ZAZ parody... Ill pass.
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5:55AM on 10/21/2011
I liked it up until the bad guy gets wrapped in chains and there is a cartoon sound effect as he pulls out the key! ..rolling my eyes within 5 minutes of the film is a no go for me! Oh, and Paul W.S. Anderson is aswell!
I liked it up until the bad guy gets wrapped in chains and there is a cartoon sound effect as he pulls out the key! ..rolling my eyes within 5 minutes of the film is a no go for me! Oh, and Paul W.S. Anderson is aswell!
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5:53AM on 10/21/2011
Watch my lips: NO THANK YOU.
Watch my lips: NO THANK YOU.
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2:40AM on 10/21/2011
I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this, but after watching that I'm wondering what's with all the hate? I suppose it comes from people hating him for the Resident Evil movies. What I saw seemed pretty cool to me, though it did remind me of Resident Evil meets the new Sherlock Homes movies.
I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this, but after watching that I'm wondering what's with all the hate? I suppose it comes from people hating him for the Resident Evil movies. What I saw seemed pretty cool to me, though it did remind me of Resident Evil meets the new Sherlock Homes movies.
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10:09AM on 10/21/2011
Well your the new age liker of shitty action movies this is aimed at.
Well your the new age liker of shitty action movies this is aimed at.
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1:44AM on 10/21/2011
YUCK
YUCK
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1:19AM on 10/21/2011
Pure shit...and I mean that in a nice way.
Pure shit...and I mean that in a nice way.
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12:00AM on 10/21/2011
Over and over again I keep seeing this clip of what looks to be one of the stupidest re-imagining of a classic I've ever seen....I've caked my eyes with lye and still I see this trailer through the darkness. I see why they're releasing this around Halloween. It's scary that Anderson still gets work.
Over and over again I keep seeing this clip of what looks to be one of the stupidest re-imagining of a classic I've ever seen....I've caked my eyes with lye and still I see this trailer through the darkness. I see why they're releasing this around Halloween. It's scary that Anderson still gets work.
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11:36PM on 10/20/2011

LOL it's already online.

Saw it. It's terrible. Too bad because it has some great actors in it, too.
Saw it. It's terrible. Too bad because it has some great actors in it, too.
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11:27PM on 10/20/2011

Watched it two weeks ago...

I don't live in the States so I got to see the movie 2 weeks ago, and what I can tell you is this and a couple of other scenes are the best parts of the film. And that's not saying much. Complete waste of talent and time. It's a 'decent' movie, but highly forgettable and not at all what I consider 'fun'.
I don't live in the States so I got to see the movie 2 weeks ago, and what I can tell you is this and a couple of other scenes are the best parts of the film. And that's not saying much. Complete waste of talent and time. It's a 'decent' movie, but highly forgettable and not at all what I consider 'fun'.
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8:40PM on 10/20/2011
I'll wait til its on HBO or showtime. that way I dont waist any more money on crap like that. the acting in this was really stupid. I could be a better drunk than that guy. Did we need another 3 musketeers movie. I mean really. come up with something creative for me to watch.
I'll wait til its on HBO or showtime. that way I dont waist any more money on crap like that. the acting in this was really stupid. I could be a better drunk than that guy. Did we need another 3 musketeers movie. I mean really. come up with something creative for me to watch.
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8:38PM on 10/20/2011

Oh, maaaaan!

I was looking forward to this; I love Dumas' story. This was NOT what I was expecting. It's like Resident Evil. And the scene with Aramis? Batman rip off?!?! I'm out!
I was looking forward to this; I love Dumas' story. This was NOT what I was expecting. It's like Resident Evil. And the scene with Aramis? Batman rip off?!?! I'm out!
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8:13PM on 10/20/2011

Yikes.

That was awful.
That was awful.
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8:02PM on 10/20/2011

pass

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7:38PM on 10/20/2011

Soldier is now Citizen Kane...

I thought long and hard over this. After many hours of consideration I have to say........no.....
I thought long and hard over this. After many hours of consideration I have to say........no.....
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