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09.13.2010

Poor Chris Klein. First his career peaked at AMERICAN PIE, the he starred in one of the worst movies of all time, ROLLERBALL, then his tragic MAMMIA MIA audition tape leaked. I don't mean to add fuel to the fire, but this video really should be seen.

Not many of you caught STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN LI, I imagine, but it's full of so much badness, it's impressive that Klein's performance as Nash stands out as being particularly awful. In a movie where the only resemblance to Street Fighter were the character names and vague physical similarities, Klein is in his element, delivering terrible lines with such conviction I was almost on the floor laughing when I saw the film.

But to save you the horror of actually watching the whole thing, someone has pulled every line of his from the movie and put them all in one place, which you can see above.

 

Everything Chris Klein Says in "The Legend of Chun Li" from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.

Extra Tidbit: How do you make a Street Fighter movie with NO RYU OR KEN?
Source: FilmDrunk

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10:54PM on 09/13/2010
He got all his acting talent out of a Cracker Jacks box.
He got all his acting talent out of a Cracker Jacks box.
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10:24PM on 09/13/2010
He should just do TV, he'd fit right in with 99% percent of the grade A horseshit peddled by the networks.
He should just do TV, he'd fit right in with 99% percent of the grade A horseshit peddled by the networks.
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7:46PM on 09/13/2010
saw the movie unfortunately so I know firsthand.. How is this asshole getting work? I have more acting talent in my finger than this clown
saw the movie unfortunately so I know firsthand.. How is this asshole getting work? I have more acting talent in my finger than this clown
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7:12PM on 09/13/2010

Erm...

Wasn't the Mamma Mia audition tape a joke, or did he do the Funny or Die one just to cover his back?
Wasn't the Mamma Mia audition tape a joke, or did he do the Funny or Die one just to cover his back?
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3:13PM on 09/13/2010
Yeah, I couldn't even get through all of this. It was like Jason Lee, Christian Slater, and Nicholas Cage all amalgamated into one triple-obnoxious human being. Of course the script is hideous...still awful in and of itself though.
Yeah, I couldn't even get through all of this. It was like Jason Lee, Christian Slater, and Nicholas Cage all amalgamated into one triple-obnoxious human being. Of course the script is hideous...still awful in and of itself though.
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3:09PM on 09/13/2010
The only enjoyable actor in this film...for his ridiculousness.
The only enjoyable actor in this film...for his ridiculousness.
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3:02PM on 09/13/2010
classic klein
classic klein
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3:01PM on 09/13/2010

What the hell?

Did Chris Klein morph into Jason Lee?
Did Chris Klein morph into Jason Lee?
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2:57PM on 09/13/2010
haha! what a fuckhead!
haha! what a fuckhead!
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2:09PM on 09/13/2010
I remember first being fooled into thinking he was good in Election.
I remember first being fooled into thinking he was good in Election.
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2:01PM on 09/13/2010
"I'm going for the Oscar this year."
"I'm going for the Oscar this year."
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1:24PM on 09/13/2010
wow .. real bad.. tis a shame .. he was decent in We Were Soldiers
wow .. real bad.. tis a shame .. he was decent in We Were Soldiers
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1:21PM on 09/13/2010
Anyone else think he looks just like Jason Lee when he started out? I wonder if that is why he keeps getting jobs. Ah well, you can still pay a lot of bills making crappy movies. Just ask the 2 Cory's.
Anyone else think he looks just like Jason Lee when he started out? I wonder if that is why he keeps getting jobs. Ah well, you can still pay a lot of bills making crappy movies. Just ask the 2 Cory's.
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2:58PM on 09/13/2010
there's only 1 Corey.
and a Corpse-y
there's only 1 Corey.
and a Corpse-y
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1:03PM on 09/13/2010
Oh, this is bad. I caught half of this on HBO a month or so ago and felt like I'd have a better time slamming my penis in a car door...
Oh, this is bad. I caught half of this on HBO a month or so ago and felt like I'd have a better time slamming my penis in a car door...
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1:02PM on 09/13/2010
There was never a chance in a million years I was going to watch this movie, but I may have to now just to see how bad this thing really is. I'll be surprised if he ever gets a role again.
There was never a chance in a million years I was going to watch this movie, but I may have to now just to see how bad this thing really is. I'll be surprised if he ever gets a role again.
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