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03.30.2012

There's nothing like beating a dead horse, so why not continue "turtlegate" with this video, featuring a newly-made theme song for Michael Bay's visionary tale of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  It's pretty stupid, but I laughed throughout.  I mean, c'mon, you gut a Ninja Turtles bandana on anything and it's kind of funny and then you throw in Coco's bootyliciousness on the hood of Donatello's ride and it's an instant win. 

Enjoy the absurdity...but don't think that it could be that far-fetched from what Bay has in store.  At this point I can't wait to see the reboot just to see if it's a total train wreck or if I'm eating crow for dinner.

Please to enjoy:

Extra Tidbit: I'd kind of love to see the Ninja Turtles fight a Predator, even though Shredder is a lot like a Predator, just with less dreadlocks.
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9:08PM on 03/30/2012

Okay...

Other than the final three seconds, this wasn't funny. Is everyone really THAT easily amused? I don't love Michael Bay or anything, that was just stupid. Not even "funny stupid" like Tim & Eric's material. Show this to a friend who's IQ is over 90 and see if they laugh.
Other than the final three seconds, this wasn't funny. Is everyone really THAT easily amused? I don't love Michael Bay or anything, that was just stupid. Not even "funny stupid" like Tim & Eric's material. Show this to a friend who's IQ is over 90 and see if they laugh.
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3:38PM on 03/30/2012

Bay hasn't made a coherent movie since The Rock.

But this theme song really hit the nail on the head. I think Bay should just buy the rights, and adapt the video into a screenplay... It's our best chance of seeing something we'll enjoy.
But this theme song really hit the nail on the head. I think Bay should just buy the rights, and adapt the video into a screenplay... It's our best chance of seeing something we'll enjoy.
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9:55AM on 03/30/2012
I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. People are going to continue bitching until a trailer comes out and then the "OMFG!" and "I just came!" crap will start.

Then the film will debut, it'll suck balls and still make a billion dollars.

Sodomized!
I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. People are going to continue bitching until a trailer comes out and then the "OMFG!" and "I just came!" crap will start.

Then the film will debut, it'll suck balls and still make a billion dollars.

Sodomized!
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5:25PM on 03/30/2012
Sodomized, followed with a money shot!
Sodomized, followed with a money shot!
5:28AM on 03/30/2012
my only comment on this new Turtle mania is this: people are angry about the alien angle, and i think its retarded. the rest? I dont know. Bay is known for raping our youth but i was a comic nerd and read some of the original material that ran in Heavy Metal and that shit was NOT cute. Though i dont understand WHY they wear masks. I mean, who are they NOT supposed to be?
my only comment on this new Turtle mania is this: people are angry about the alien angle, and i think its retarded. the rest? I dont know. Bay is known for raping our youth but i was a comic nerd and read some of the original material that ran in Heavy Metal and that shit was NOT cute. Though i dont understand WHY they wear masks. I mean, who are they NOT supposed to be?
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2:46PM on 03/30/2012
LMAO I literally never even thought about why they wore masks but now that you bring it up I find it hilarious. its not like if they take the masks off people wont connect the dots lol
LMAO I literally never even thought about why they wore masks but now that you bring it up I find it hilarious. its not like if they take the masks off people wont connect the dots lol
2:03AM on 03/30/2012
Sodomised. Haaaa I just had milk come out my nose.
Sodomised. Haaaa I just had milk come out my nose.
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11:30PM on 03/29/2012
They had me at "Grown up alien ninja turtles".
They had me at "Grown up alien ninja turtles".
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11:11PM on 03/29/2012

Now thats fuckin funny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA thats classic right there :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA thats classic right there :)
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7:22PM on 03/29/2012
Paul Shirey, your EXTRA TIDBIT was quite possibly the dorkiest thing I've heard all week, sir. Thank you!
Paul Shirey, your EXTRA TIDBIT was quite possibly the dorkiest thing I've heard all week, sir. Thank you!
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9:11PM on 03/29/2012
I'm here for you, Mr. Kovacs.
I'm here for you, Mr. Kovacs.
6:07PM on 03/29/2012
Probably a better film than bay will make.
Probably a better film than bay will make.
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6:01PM on 03/29/2012
LOL!

That may have made everything better.
LOL!

That may have made everything better.
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5:59PM on 03/29/2012
Wow, i'm interested to see what comes of all this... I think this outpouring from fan boys is gonna have a huge impact on the process of this film, whether Bay wants it or not.
Wow, i'm interested to see what comes of all this... I think this outpouring from fan boys is gonna have a huge impact on the process of this film, whether Bay wants it or not.
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3:26PM on 03/29/2012

ROFL

*slow clap*
*slow clap*
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3:26PM on 03/29/2012

Hahaha

Interspecies!
Interspecies!
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