Eva Green’s Womb

Blue-eyed Bond fox Eva Green is slinking into a lead role, a “futuristic drama” titled WOMB.

The lovely lady will star in Hungarian director Benedek Fliegauf’s first English-language film, playing a distraught widow who decides to clone her deceased hubby.

While the premise sounds somewhat creepy and maybe a bit pathetic, it is described as a “touching and impressive love story.” It’s probably safe to assume that it goes better than my ongoing experiments to clone Jessica Biel from the saliva on her discarded coffee cup I salvaged. Oh, my dear gelatinous mass, is this what I get from learning science from THE ISLAND?

Anyway, WOMB will co-star Matt Smith, who sci-fi TV fans will soon see as the ladyhaired new Timelord on “DR. WHO.”