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It all started when this new poster for The Tourist debuted

Sep. 30, 2010by: Niki Stephens

You just can't cram all that pretty into one poster.

Actually they did.

THE TOURIST actually looks like it might be a good film. I mean seriously, Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie teamed together, do you really think it could fail? People will be all over this!

Not all posters can be legends though right? The looks on their faces make me want to create some sort of hilarious dialogue between the two of them. Given it would probably be sort of childish. Like Johnny Depp whispering that he farted or something. I'm already giggling. Also, check out that light on Angelina's chin.

The poster is just sort of blah. Maybe you'll like it. Check it out below.

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Extra Tidbit: Does Angelina's head seem too big for her body now? Or has it always been like that? She's gorgeous, but she just looks a little skinny.
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12:39AM on 10/02/2010
I just saw the trailer for this earlier and it looks kinda boring and talky.
I just saw the trailer for this earlier and it looks kinda boring and talky.
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12:20PM on 10/01/2010
Dreadful. Just completely dreadful! This makes me miss Struzan's poster work even more. Damn shame studios don't 'get it.' Posters like this tell me they don't give a shit.
Dreadful. Just completely dreadful! This makes me miss Struzan's poster work even more. Damn shame studios don't 'get it.' Posters like this tell me they don't give a shit.
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9:37AM on 10/01/2010
I'll be honest, I'm more interested in having Paul Bettany and Steven Berkoff in the supporting cast. It's nice once in a while to remember what Johnny Depp actually sounds like though, when he's not putting on a British accent. I haven't missed Jolie's British accent though.
I'll be honest, I'm more interested in having Paul Bettany and Steven Berkoff in the supporting cast. It's nice once in a while to remember what Johnny Depp actually sounds like though, when he's not putting on a British accent. I haven't missed Jolie's British accent though.
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9:15AM on 10/01/2010

If Depp turns a few degrees...

...it can be like The Electric Company:

"C-....AT-....CAT."
That being said, much as I love Depp, I can't muster up an iota of interest in this film. Looks like a major snoozer. And this poster fails.
...it can be like The Electric Company:

"C-....AT-....CAT."
That being said, much as I love Depp, I can't muster up an iota of interest in this film. Looks like a major snoozer. And this poster fails.
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8:26AM on 10/01/2010

Is it me..

..or does Johnny Depp look like Huey Morgan from the Fun Lovin Criminals?
..or does Johnny Depp look like Huey Morgan from the Fun Lovin Criminals?
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8:11AM on 10/01/2010
For all of those saying there's no effort in this poster...c'mon have you ever seen a tidier airbrushed beard? There's not a strand out of place on that thing!
For all of those saying there's no effort in this poster...c'mon have you ever seen a tidier airbrushed beard? There's not a strand out of place on that thing!
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5:19AM on 10/01/2010
Not a great poster, but it's no worse than every other average poster of the last 20 years. Movie looks fun. A classy action flick. Looks like something Depp would have done before he had to do goofy characters and Jolie, while not a draw for me, doesn't repulse me. Should be fun though I imagine I'm mostly alone here on Joblo.
Not a great poster, but it's no worse than every other average poster of the last 20 years. Movie looks fun. A classy action flick. Looks like something Depp would have done before he had to do goofy characters and Jolie, while not a draw for me, doesn't repulse me. Should be fun though I imagine I'm mostly alone here on Joblo.
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5:06AM on 10/01/2010
Dreaded Double Post
Dreaded Double Post
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3:25AM on 10/01/2010
What's the big deal here again?
What's the big deal here again?
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2:16AM on 10/01/2010

This looks like a mistake

This looks like Jolie wanting to do yet another action movie and wanting an excuse to film in Italy. and then Depp said 'get paid $20 million to hang out with jolie in italy for a few months and play a zero effort role? i'm there!". seriously. this film look completely uninspired, almost campy.
This looks like Jolie wanting to do yet another action movie and wanting an excuse to film in Italy. and then Depp said 'get paid $20 million to hang out with jolie in italy for a few months and play a zero effort role? i'm there!". seriously. this film look completely uninspired, almost campy.
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2:16AM on 10/01/2010

This looks like a mistake

This looks like Jolie wanting to do yet another action movie and wanting an excuse to film in Italy. and then Depp said 'get paid $20 million to hang out with jolie in italy for a few months and play a zero effort role? i'm there!". seriously. this film look completely uninspired, almost campy.
This looks like Jolie wanting to do yet another action movie and wanting an excuse to film in Italy. and then Depp said 'get paid $20 million to hang out with jolie in italy for a few months and play a zero effort role? i'm there!". seriously. this film look completely uninspired, almost campy.
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1:56AM on 10/01/2010
It's gotta be good with Depp and Jolie in it, it's just gotta.
It's gotta be good with Depp and Jolie in it, it's just gotta.
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11:58PM on 09/30/2010
Jolie was way better when she was fit like in Tomb Raider. Now she is too skinny. I didn't get why everyone went nuts over her ass in Wanted. Depp looks entertaining in this as always but I'll see what the word is before deciding whether or not to spend my time on this.
Jolie was way better when she was fit like in Tomb Raider. Now she is too skinny. I didn't get why everyone went nuts over her ass in Wanted. Depp looks entertaining in this as always but I'll see what the word is before deciding whether or not to spend my time on this.
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11:12PM on 09/30/2010
I'm passing on this. No thanks.
I'm passing on this. No thanks.
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10:40PM on 09/30/2010
The trailer didn't really do much for me, but if it's anywhere near as good as The Lives of Others, it's enough to keep me interested.
The trailer didn't really do much for me, but if it's anywhere near as good as The Lives of Others, it's enough to keep me interested.
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10:13PM on 09/30/2010
I just don't get the big deal about Angelina Jolie. She doesn't do anything for me in her movies and she acts pretty bland in a lot of them. Yeah she's hot but so are a lot of much more talented actresses.

Oh.. and the trailer for this looked like balls.
I just don't get the big deal about Angelina Jolie. She doesn't do anything for me in her movies and she acts pretty bland in a lot of them. Yeah she's hot but so are a lot of much more talented actresses.

Oh.. and the trailer for this looked like balls.
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9:39PM on 09/30/2010

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but...

Jolie has that pose in every single one of her films...
Jolie has that pose in every single one of her films...
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9:10PM on 09/30/2010

This movie looks like...

CRAP!!!!
CRAP!!!!
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8:56PM on 09/30/2010

Lazy

This poster is lazy for two reasons.

1. No creativity.
2. Depp looks like he has a lazy eye.
This poster is lazy for two reasons.

1. No creativity.
2. Depp looks like he has a lazy eye.
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8:28PM on 09/30/2010
Jolie still looks hot though, hehe.
Jolie still looks hot though, hehe.
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8:07PM on 09/30/2010

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I agree, last couple of years she has gotten way skinny. Kinda boring poster too.
I agree, last couple of years she has gotten way skinny. Kinda boring poster too.
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