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07.14.2012by: Jim Law

Comic Con Ten Spot: Hotties vs. Geeks 2012!

And we're back! Our annual Hotties vs. Geeks Ten Spot has been a tradition for years around these parts. It takes hours of aimlessly strolling through the Convention Center with your camera pointed outward, ready for any and all costumes. The worst part of doing this article is when I see a pretty sweet and sexy costume from behind and then stalk her for a few minutes. I finally catch up and get in front of her and she looks like a bloated bridge troll. It's awkward for everybody. I'm ready to snap a shot, she stops and expects me to line her up, and then I have to pretend I was looking at somebody behind her and rush off. I've actually pretended to take a few pictures because there was no escape. Anyhoo, enough about my problems, let's get to the battle!

Midget Iron Man vs. Snooty Baroness

Okay, Iron Man wasn't really a midget, but came in at around 4'8". And he wasn't a kid because I saw him with the mask off moments before that pic. Baroness was pissed about everything. I love the people that get all dressed up like assholes so they can get as much attention as possible and then smash you in the face with attitude the second you ask for a pic. She still wins though because I like that guy's cut-off jeans behind her. Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 0

Predator vs. Poison Ivy

For some reason that Predator dude was wearing a Captain America shield on his back. It was weird but I liked it. Poison was nice but her lack of cleavage gave her no chance in the end. Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 1

Estupendo Man vs. Wonder Woman

This Mexican dude was awesome. He was just standing outside of ballroom 20 by himself, waiting for everybody to come and take pictures of him. I was kind of scared to approach him. Wonder Woman seems kind of plain. I do appreciate the forced cleavage though. This one came down to bulges - and Estupendo's package was much more impressive than Wonder Woman's belly button. Hottie: 1 / Geeks: 2

Steamboy/Flash Guy vs. The XX-Women

This guy is probably neither Steamboy or Flash but my fingers are too tired to search. He stayed in that position for roughly 20 pictures. These XX-Chicks were rough. Is that The Punisher in the middle or just their security for the day? She is not fucking around. Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 3

Tracy Morgan vs. The Ginger Corset

I seriously thought that was Tracy Morgan. It wasn't. I have no idea who he's dressed up as either so feel free to yell at your computer screen now. Feel better? Ginger Corset had the biggest boobs of the day but she leaned in a way that made me miss the magic. I felt weird about asking her to pull her hair back and rip open her shirt. For that, she loses. Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 4

Masters of the Universe vs. The Asylum Girls

I loved these MotU guys. They were so tired of posing like idiots. Look at Man-at-Arms, he's ready to kill somebody. The Asylum girls were a breath of fresh air. Especially that one in the middle. I didn't have to guess who they were and they work at The Asylum for God's sake! Hotties: 2 / Geeks: 4

This Asshole vs. Emma Frost

I shouldn't call this dude and asshole because he was funny as hell. When I asked for a picture he countered with "Why?" There's gotta be some respect for a dude that just rolls out of bed and pulls whatever he can find out of his little brother's drawers to go to Comic Con. He still loses though, because Emma was hot as shit. I enjoyed the hell out of cropping her boyfriend's face off. Hotties: 3 / Geeks: 4

Ash vs. Rogue

This was a hard one. Is Ash more geeky than Rogue is hot? I gotta say yes. There was a lot more effort on his part too. Wait...... she is really hot though. NO! Ash FTW. Hotties: 3 / Geeks: 5

Gandalf vs. Harley Quinn

This was another tight one. In the end though, the Harley chick would not stay still for a second. I think people started chasing her through the lobby at one point. There's nothing like sticking your camera in the middle of a conversation and then strolling off. "Hey!" she says. "JoBlo, bitch!" I say. Hotties: 3 / Geeks: 6

Red Skull vs. Cat Woman

I don't know if you noticed but this shit is already over. My original plan was to have Ash lose and let the drama unfold right here. It's undeniable though, the Geeks brought it good this year while the Hotties still show up in the same old sexy go-to outfits. I'll give this one to the Cat because I don't want this to get too ugly, but look at that Skull costume. Bad. Ass. Congrats, Geeks! The older I get, the more votes go your way. Final Score: Hotties: 4 / Geeks: 6. GEEKS WIN!

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6:28AM on 08/11/2012

thought that was

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6:25AM on 08/11/2012

tracey morgan=

The Gladiator, a marvel character, or supposed to be.
The Gladiator, a marvel character, or supposed to be.
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5:47PM on 07/19/2012
Gandalf beats out Jessica Nigri? Blasphemy!
Gandalf beats out Jessica Nigri? Blasphemy!
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5:45PM on 07/19/2012
That's Rogue? She looks a lot closer to Kitty Pryde if you ask me.
That's Rogue? She looks a lot closer to Kitty Pryde if you ask me.
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6:17PM on 07/29/2012
Yup, that's Kitty Pride.
Yup, that's Kitty Pride.
3:11PM on 07/19/2012
With all due respect, and I mean with all due respect, that might be the ugliest Wonder Woman I've ever seen.
With all due respect, and I mean with all due respect, that might be the ugliest Wonder Woman I've ever seen.
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6:51AM on 07/16/2012

My favorite article every year, bar none!

I've already forgotten the whole "new look for the website" fiasco....JoBlo rocks, and this article is always the first reason why!
I've already forgotten the whole "new look for the website" fiasco....JoBlo rocks, and this article is always the first reason why!
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12:07AM on 07/16/2012
Predator vs. Cap would be amazing
Predator vs. Cap would be amazing
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5:45PM on 07/15/2012
Not as good as some years but Catwoman certainly raises more than a smile.
Not as good as some years but Catwoman certainly raises more than a smile.
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2:13PM on 07/15/2012
You are teh gey
You are teh gey
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6:58AM on 07/15/2012
For me, this is a tie. Both of them look like they put a lot of effort into their costumes. The Red Skull's skull/make up looks solid too.
For me, this is a tie. Both of them look like they put a lot of effort into their costumes. The Red Skull's skull/make up looks solid too.
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6:57AM on 07/15/2012
Harley Quinn is hot alright. But Gandalf pulled it off.
Harley Quinn is hot alright. But Gandalf pulled it off.
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6:56AM on 07/15/2012
Tough one. Rogue is hot. But the Ash guy looks very detailed and really looks like he put a lot of effort into it. Ash for me.
Tough one. Rogue is hot. But the Ash guy looks very detailed and really looks like he put a lot of effort into it. Ash for me.
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6:55AM on 07/15/2012
Hahaha, "This Asshole". Priceless. Of course, Emma Frost for me.
Hahaha, "This Asshole". Priceless. Of course, Emma Frost for me.
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6:54AM on 07/15/2012
The Asylum Girls by a mile.
The Asylum Girls by a mile.
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6:54AM on 07/15/2012
Yep. Ginger Corset.
Yep. Ginger Corset.
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6:53AM on 07/15/2012
Love the Steampunk version of The Flash.
Love the Steampunk version of The Flash.
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6:53AM on 07/15/2012
Wonder Woman for me.
Wonder Woman for me.
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6:52AM on 07/15/2012
Oh yeah, Poison Ivy!
Oh yeah, Poison Ivy!
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6:52AM on 07/15/2012
The detail of Iron Man suit is spectacular.
The detail of Iron Man suit is spectacular.
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5:52AM on 07/15/2012
Yes it's green, but I'm not so sure you made the right choice here. Why would you pit infallible geniuses against each other? Are you TRYING to make your job impossible?
Yes it's green, but I'm not so sure you made the right choice here. Why would you pit infallible geniuses against each other? Are you TRYING to make your job impossible?
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3:53AM on 07/15/2012
Amazing work on the Red Skull outfit and the phenomenal makeup work. That thing just about matches Hugo Weaving's incarnation in the Captain America movie. And on Catwoman's part, cleavage is always appreciated. I do want to see more cosplay photos!
Amazing work on the Red Skull outfit and the phenomenal makeup work. That thing just about matches Hugo Weaving's incarnation in the Captain America movie. And on Catwoman's part, cleavage is always appreciated. I do want to see more cosplay photos!
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3:51AM on 07/15/2012
I'm not surprised people were chasing her down considering how attractive she is. Makes sense that she's a famous cosplayer.
I'm not surprised people were chasing her down considering how attractive she is. Makes sense that she's a famous cosplayer.
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3:49AM on 07/15/2012
Yeuch, the man-boobs. Those rival Emma Frost's - but she pulls it off so much better.
Yeuch, the man-boobs. Those rival Emma Frost's - but she pulls it off so much better.
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3:47AM on 07/15/2012
They make horrible movies, but they find decent hotties. As for the MOTU guys, wow, that wig.
They make horrible movies, but they find decent hotties. As for the MOTU guys, wow, that wig.
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3:36AM on 07/15/2012
Steampunk Flash rocks my socks even though I'm not a fan of steampunk in general. It's a unique, cool and detailed look that is still instantly recognisable as Flash. And boy, he must have to pose like that for every single photo, so kudos dude. The costumes on the XX-chicks don't look very well made and as such are quite unflattering to them. Some more effort and they would've looked okay.
Steampunk Flash rocks my socks even though I'm not a fan of steampunk in general. It's a unique, cool and detailed look that is still instantly recognisable as Flash. And boy, he must have to pose like that for every single photo, so kudos dude. The costumes on the XX-chicks don't look very well made and as such are quite unflattering to them. Some more effort and they would've looked okay.
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3:34AM on 07/15/2012
Gotta agree here, Wondy didn't really put too much effort into that one, it looks store-bought. Estupendo Man really has the muscles to pull off that suit! It doesn't look like padding at all.
Gotta agree here, Wondy didn't really put too much effort into that one, it looks store-bought. Estupendo Man really has the muscles to pull off that suit! It doesn't look like padding at all.
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11:40PM on 07/14/2012

That's because..

The girl is Jessica Nigri and she is a famous cosplayer. I'm surprised you got her to stay still long enough to take a pic. She has a facebook page. Check her out!
The girl is Jessica Nigri and she is a famous cosplayer. I'm surprised you got her to stay still long enough to take a pic. She has a facebook page. Check her out!
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11:28PM on 07/14/2012
Why would me only saying who the comic book character is get a thumbs down?????
Why would me only saying who the comic book character is get a thumbs down?????
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6:35PM on 07/14/2012

Uhhh

I'm assuming the guy is the hottie in this one?
I'm assuming the guy is the hottie in this one?
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5:00PM on 07/14/2012
That's Gladiator from the X-Men comics.
That's Gladiator from the X-Men comics.
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