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08.10.2012by: Jim Law

The Ten Spot: The Line-Up at Our Movie Band Music Festival

What better way to end your Summer vacation than to rock the only festival to feature your favorite fictional bands from the big screen? We really focused on variety here so Schmoes of all ages can enjoy themselves. Except children. Bring a kid, 12 or under, to this concert and you will be turned away and subject to many face slaps. Many. All of this is written on the back of your ticket, right underneath the section that states any crowd member spotted holding up a smartphone with an image of a lighter on it will promptly be shot in the neck and dragged over to the "bleed-out" pile. Speaking of tickets, if you're still looking for a way to purchase some for the event you should know a couple things: 1. You're retarded (this isn't real) and 2. We're sold out. Let's rock!

10. Wyld Stallyns - BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

You know this band is mandatory because of it's significance to the future existence of the human race. A future that exists as a utopian society due to the inspiration of the music and wisdom of the Two Great Ones: Bill S. Preston, Esq. and "Ted" Theodore Logan. Also, I need their time machine phone booth to get all the other bands together.

9. The Tri-Lambs - REVENGE OF THE NERDS

These guys are like a festival within themselves. You got a little Trans-Siberian Orchestra mixed with a touch of rock & roll, and all held together by the gayest rapper in the world. Has there ever been a gay rapper for real? What does he rap about? Enlighten me.

8. The Commitments - THE COMMITMENTS

If I can get them to stay together for at least one set it'll be nice to have a little White-Irish soul to get things grooving early. And I just want to drink with these maniacs backstage. And fight them.

7. Eddie and the Cruisers - EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS

I freaking loved "On The Dark Side" when I was a kid. I was bouncing around the walls, dancing like a pathetic white kid for hours while listening to this song. In the time that it's taken me to write this paragraph I have already downloaded it and listened to it twice. Back in the day I had to constantly rewind the movie to play it over and over until my mom wanted to watch her shows. Her shows were shit.

6. Sex Bob-omb - SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD

We're going to have these guys on the second stage all night as to separate the hipster teenage douchebags from the real music lovers. They can somewhat enjoy the music while being sad and stuff. Adults will only wander through there when they want drugs.

5. Cell Block 4 - CB4

By the time CB4 hits the stage and sings "Sweat of My Balls", there will be no turning back. Seriously, we're locking the gates and nobody can leave. It's risky throwing a rap group right in the middle of a rock/soul festival but we're hoping MC Gusto's gun can persuade the audience into clapping for them.

4. Stillwater - ALMOST FAMOUS

I don't know if they're going to like the fact that I'm going to make them sing "Tiny Dancer" for the entirety of their set. Considering they don't even really perform the song in the movie this might seem a little odd. It's my favorite part though.

3. Marvin Berry and The Starlighters featuring Calvin Klein - BACK TO THE FUTURE

Marty could never be too loud for this audience. His balls-out guitar skills will surely bring down the house as we approach the final few acts. It's in his contract to have all his shit in order before showing up though. The last thing we need is to have one of our main attractions start disappearing because he banged his mom again.

2. The Blues Brothers - THE BLUES BROTHERS

Nobody is dead at our concert (time machine, remember?). You need to remember this, specifically for this performance. This is not the sequel Blues Brothers, it's the real deal. So strap on your shades, tilt your douchey hat to the side, and get ready for some OG white-boy soul searching.

1. Spinal Tap - THIS IS SPINAL TAP

I expect everybody to be completely wasted by the time we get to the end of the show so there's no better time to bring out the band that seems the best in that atmosphere. It might be impossible to watch this movie all the way through without being high or drunk as shit. Same rules apply here. You'll remember the whole night as being amazing while we drive away and giggle with all your money. On Spinal Tap's 73rd encore everybody will be passed out. Success.

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4:35PM on 08/12/2012
What about Vesuvius?!?!?! Gotta give The Rocker some love!
What about Vesuvius?!?!?! Gotta give The Rocker some love!
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8:27PM on 08/11/2012
Max Rebo Band?
The Lone Rangers?
5, 6, 7, 8s?
Shitty Beatles?
Max Rebo Band?
The Lone Rangers?
5, 6, 7, 8s?
Shitty Beatles?
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7:51PM on 08/11/2012
What about Shit from Joe's Apartment?
What about Shit from Joe's Apartment?
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4:05AM on 08/11/2012

Ummmm....

WHERE IS POWERLINE FROM A GOOFY MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!
WHERE IS POWERLINE FROM A GOOFY MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!
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4:05AM on 08/11/2012

Ummmm....

WHERE IS POWERLINE FROM A GOOFY MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHERE IS POWERLINE FROM A GOOFY MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!
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6:44PM on 08/10/2012

CB4

will NEVER be better than NWH.
will NEVER be better than NWH.
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4:28PM on 08/10/2012
What a great list! Not sure how people can criticize it, its a top ten, not every band can make the list.
What a great list! Not sure how people can criticize it, its a top ten, not every band can make the list.
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3:52PM on 08/10/2012

Nice but...

Where's Citizen Dick from "Singles"??? Or Barry Jive and his Uptown Five, Kathleen Turner Overdrive or Sonic Death Monkey from "High Fidelity"?
Where's Citizen Dick from "Singles"??? Or Barry Jive and his Uptown Five, Kathleen Turner Overdrive or Sonic Death Monkey from "High Fidelity"?
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3:51PM on 08/10/2012

Nice but...

Where's Citizen Dick from "Singles"??? Or Barry Jive and his Uptown Five, Kathleen Turner Overdrive or Sonic Death Monkey from "High Fidelity"?
Where's Citizen Dick from "Singles"??? Or Barry Jive and his Uptown Five, Kathleen Turner Overdrive or Sonic Death Monkey from "High Fidelity"?
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12:36PM on 08/10/2012

Great list, but...

Was hoping to see the One-ders/Wonders with their one-hit *wonder.*

See what I did there?
Was hoping to see the One-ders/Wonders with their one-hit *wonder.*

See what I did there?
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12:32PM on 08/10/2012
Worth the price of admission right there.
Worth the price of admission right there.
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12:31PM on 08/10/2012

Love this ten spot!!!!!!

Was looking for Steel Dragon from Rockstar. No matter, I'd still hit up this festival. Nice work Law. Or what about Moreno sings The Sounders Band, haha
Was looking for Steel Dragon from Rockstar. No matter, I'd still hit up this festival. Nice work Law. Or what about Moreno sings The Sounders Band, haha
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12:30PM on 08/10/2012

Great list, but...

Was hoping to see the One-ders/Wonders with their one-hit *wonder.*

See what I did there?
Was hoping to see the One-ders/Wonders with their one-hit *wonder.*

See what I did there?
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12:24PM on 08/10/2012

What??

No Citizen Dick from Singles????
No Citizen Dick from Singles????
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12:23PM on 08/10/2012

What??

No Citizen Dick from Singles????
No Citizen Dick from Singles????
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11:35AM on 08/10/2012

On the Dark Side

The dark side's calling and nothing is real, she'll never know just how I feel, she walks like a shadow but looks like a dream, make me feel crazy make me feel so mean!!
The dark side's calling and nothing is real, she'll never know just how I feel, she walks like a shadow but looks like a dream, make me feel crazy make me feel so mean!!
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10:11AM on 08/10/2012

Lost Boys

No love for the shirtless saxophone player from The Lost Boys?
No love for the shirtless saxophone player from The Lost Boys?
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10:17AM on 08/10/2012
That's just Awesome!!! That scene makes me laugh every time.
That's just Awesome!!! That scene makes me laugh every time.
8:58AM on 08/10/2012
It was my favorite part too.
It was my favorite part too.
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8:57AM on 08/10/2012

forget the name

I forget the nameof the band (t lazy to ggoogle it) but Eurotrip with Matt Damon as the lead singer singing Scotty Doesn't Know.
I forget the nameof the band (t lazy to ggoogle it) but Eurotrip with Matt Damon as the lead singer singing Scotty Doesn't Know.
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9:13AM on 08/10/2012
Lustra, they are a real band that made a cameo in the movie. No, Matt Damon is not normally in that band but its would be awesome to include him anyway
Lustra, they are a real band that made a cameo in the movie. No, Matt Damon is not normally in that band but its would be awesome to include him anyway
8:56AM on 08/10/2012
BEST. BAND. EVER
BEST. BAND. EVER
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8:55AM on 08/10/2012
I caught this movie long ago like around 3: a.m. on TV, it was awesome, and magic for me.
I caught this movie long ago like around 3: a.m. on TV, it was awesome, and magic for me.
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6:09AM on 08/10/2012

some lesser known ones to add

Infant Sorrow (feat. Jackie Q) from "Get Him to the Greek"
Cantina Band from "Star Wars"
The Soggy Bottom Boys from "O Brother Where Art Thou"
Sexy Saddie (feat Jo-Jo) from "Across the Universe"
Lustra (feat. Matt Damon) from "Eurotrip"
The School of Rock from "School of Rock"
And last and most obscure....
The Weird Sisters from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"
Infant Sorrow (feat. Jackie Q) from "Get Him to the Greek"
Cantina Band from "Star Wars"
The Soggy Bottom Boys from "O Brother Where Art Thou"
Sexy Saddie (feat Jo-Jo) from "Across the Universe"
Lustra (feat. Matt Damon) from "Eurotrip"
The School of Rock from "School of Rock"
And last and most obscure....
The Weird Sisters from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"
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4:31AM on 08/10/2012
No love for Sonic Death Monkey :)
No love for Sonic Death Monkey :)
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7:51PM on 08/11/2012
You mean Barry Jive and the Uptown Five?
You mean Barry Jive and the Uptown Five?
4:07AM on 08/10/2012
My favorite part too.
My favorite part too.
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1:16AM on 08/10/2012
I predicted 6 of these, well done.
I predicted 6 of these, well done.
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