The Ten Spot: The Line-Up at Our Movie Band Music Festival
What better way to end your Summer vacation than to rock the only festival to feature your favorite fictional bands from the big screen? We really focused on variety here so Schmoes of all ages can enjoy themselves. Except children. Bring a kid, 12 or under, to this concert and you will be turned away and subject to many face slaps. Many. All of this is written on the back of your ticket, right underneath the section that states any crowd member spotted holding up a smartphone with an image of a lighter on it will promptly be shot in the neck and dragged over to the "bleed-out" pile. Speaking of tickets, if you're still looking for a way to purchase some for the event you should know a couple things: 1. You're retarded (this isn't real) and 2. We're sold out. Let's rock!