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Moore: A Love Story

Jul. 9, 2009by:

Michael Moore's untitled documentary about the economic downfall is untitled no more. The film will be called CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY, Moore's tongue-in-cheek way of implying that for many Americans, capitalism has been anyting but....a love story. Man he's clever! Rumoured titles included "Save The CEO's" and "Bailout" but I think this one works just fine, even if it doesn't roll off the tongue like say, ROGER AND ME. CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY will open on October 2nd 2009, a year and a day after the United States Senate voted to approve the $700 billion bailout that Michael Moore has referred to as the biggest robbery in the history of this country. I still think it's when The Dream Team didn't win the gold in Athens, but I guess that's why he's a millionaire, and I'm kind of not.
Extra Tidbit: Michael Moore better not charge people to see this.
Source: Variety

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11:42AM on 07/09/2009
Moore is a fat lying a-hole that's duped millions into believing all of his crap. Anyone that thinks this guy is telling the truth needs to remove their head from the their sphincter.
Moore is a fat lying a-hole that's duped millions into believing all of his crap. Anyone that thinks this guy is telling the truth needs to remove their head from the their sphincter.
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11:30AM on 07/09/2009
While I'm pretty sick of Michael Moore as well, let us not forget that "Roger & Me" is an absolute classic.
While I'm pretty sick of Michael Moore as well, let us not forget that "Roger & Me" is an absolute classic.
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11:23AM on 07/09/2009
I've enjoyed most of Moore's previous ventures. Hopefully this lives up to Bowling for Columbine's or Sicko's standards. I'll be there.
I've enjoyed most of Moore's previous ventures. Hopefully this lives up to Bowling for Columbine's or Sicko's standards. I'll be there.
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11:16AM on 07/09/2009
Oh yes, capitalism is so evil. Moore is a millionaire because of capitalism. Evil!!!
Oh yes, capitalism is so evil. Moore is a millionaire because of capitalism. Evil!!!
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11:12AM on 07/09/2009

simple minds

once again, people can't think anything through. So because he is going to take on the capitalist model we've been using that has FAILED us miserably, he should give his proceeds to charity or not charge for the movie at all? Are all of you stupid enough to think that he is advoating the dissolution of capitalism? I haven't seen it (of course) but what I can tell you is that he is going to criticize the unregulated greed (and theft) that has been happening on Wall Street to all of our great
once again, people can't think anything through. So because he is going to take on the capitalist model we've been using that has FAILED us miserably, he should give his proceeds to charity or not charge for the movie at all? Are all of you stupid enough to think that he is advoating the dissolution of capitalism? I haven't seen it (of course) but what I can tell you is that he is going to criticize the unregulated greed (and theft) that has been happening on Wall Street to all of our great detriment. He will also criticize how the $700 billion was used, because it was mostly handed over to the people who caused this whole mess without holding them accountable for how they use it.

Until people in this country learn to see issues for the complex problems they are, we will continue to be polarized and spiteful.
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9:18AM on 07/09/2009
Time for Moore to get topical again. I still don't understand why among his many detractors there is so much unbridled, passionate hate for the man. He's outspoken, and I don't always agree with him, and he makes more money than any other documentarian out there. But I don't see us holding anyone else accountable for that, unless they are talentless. And in fairness, he knows how to make people angry at the system just right.
Time for Moore to get topical again. I still don't understand why among his many detractors there is so much unbridled, passionate hate for the man. He's outspoken, and I don't always agree with him, and he makes more money than any other documentarian out there. But I don't see us holding anyone else accountable for that, unless they are talentless. And in fairness, he knows how to make people angry at the system just right.
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8:47AM on 07/09/2009
And in other news, Michael Moore just announced that he's getting married . . . to his mirror.
And in other news, Michael Moore just announced that he's getting married . . . to his mirror.
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9:39AM on 07/09/2009
Did you really have to post that twice? It was funny the first time, lame the second time.
Did you really have to post that twice? It was funny the first time, lame the second time.
8:35AM on 07/09/2009
I hope that fatass chokes.
I hope that fatass chokes.
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6:45AM on 07/09/2009

Hypocrisy is a bitch.

If Capitalism is so evil Michael, why not give just 60% of the profits you stand to make from this film to charity?

Yeah, I didn't think so.
If Capitalism is so evil Michael, why not give just 60% of the profits you stand to make from this film to charity?

Yeah, I didn't think so.
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6:33AM on 07/09/2009
And in other news, Michael Moore just announced that he's getting married . . . to his mirror.
And in other news, Michael Moore just announced that he's getting married . . . to his mirror.
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5:53AM on 07/09/2009
I looooiiiiike it!!!
I looooiiiiike it!!!
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5:19AM on 07/09/2009
I could go on and on about Moore, but I won't. Suffice it to say I won't be seeing this.
I could go on and on about Moore, but I won't. Suffice it to say I won't be seeing this.
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5:16AM on 07/09/2009
I liked Bowling for Columbine but surely this is way to obvious a film to make for Moore.

I can hear his whining voice already *cringe*.
I liked Bowling for Columbine but surely this is way to obvious a film to make for Moore.

I can hear his whining voice already *cringe*.
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3:56AM on 07/09/2009
Its a shame he has absolutely no credibility. Fuck this guy.
Its a shame he has absolutely no credibility. Fuck this guy.
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2:10AM on 07/09/2009
I'm down for another Moore outing. I've enjoyed all of his movies so far. Ditto on the Extra Tidbit! Moore can thank capitalism for his insane box office grosses.
I'm down for another Moore outing. I've enjoyed all of his movies so far. Ditto on the Extra Tidbit! Moore can thank capitalism for his insane box office grosses.
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2:06AM on 07/09/2009
This guy is a douche, but I admit his movies are at least engaging.
This guy is a douche, but I admit his movies are at least engaging.
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