Moviehotties.com hits!

So
we’ve been doing some renovating around the JoBlo.com offices of
late (mostly just getting rid of all the old cigarette/bud butts,
discarding all leftover lingerie — from the hookers — and
combining all leftover beer into one re-usable keg), and MovieHotties.com
is the first to come forth from all of the construction. The site is
now a fully owned subsidiary of JoBlo.com, but instead of focusing
on movies, it will focus on many of the lovely ladies who take part
in those movies (and just hotties in general, to be honest with
you), as well as many other such pertinent items (such as
"boobies").

But
where the immaturity at JoBlo.com ends, it begins anew on our sister
site, which much like poppa-bear, will have DAILY NEWS STORIES AND
HEADLINES, but also reoccurring columns such as BABES ON THE
BEACH (photos of celeb babes on the beach), HOTTIE AVATARS
(where you will find avatars of hot celebs), CAPTION THAT ASS
(a section in which you, the viewer, can "caption" a
picture), PREMIERE PHOTOS/SPECIAL EVENTS (pretty much what
you think), 3 LOOKS (we pick three looks from a certain
hottie…and discuss) and more!! (such as "boobies").

All of
that takes place in a little section we call SEXY
SHIT.

The
site also includes a section called GALLERIES
which (you guessed it!) features high resolution photo galleries of
many of the lovely ladies who grace the site, as well as some of
their background info, bio stuff, links to past stories and coming
soon…hot screen-caps from some of their films!

You
can also DISCUSS
CELEBRITY GOSSIP in our forums dedicated to all that smut,
and DROOL BACK (i.e. respond) to all news stories on the
site, giving each one either a positive word of mouth (that would be
represented by an ERECT HOT DOG) or a negative point of view (that
would be represented by a LIMP HOT DOG). It’s only the high-brow
stuff here, folks! (such as "boobies")

or

Finally,
we have a weekly HOTTIE
OF THE WEEK section, which will feature a specific woman
whom we feel the need to feature for the entire week (that’s how we
roll) and in case you hadn’t guessed it already, my personal
favorite section entitled, simply…BOOBIES!!
If you enjoy women’s figures, if you enjoy staring at the female
form and attempting to guess a woman’s identity by a close-up shot
of her breastage every day…then this section is for you. Every
day, a different set of boobs, kids (see below for some examples).

And
when you speak of me, speak well.

And
honestly, we’ve only just begun (isn’t that a song?) with a massive VIDEO
section to come (yeah, hottie videos, dude), plenty of more girls,
plenty of more fun columns and plenty of more sexual innuendo for
everyone. It’s like MAXIM but online and without the articles about
murderers from time to time and sponsored by our sorry asses at
JoBlo.com. Hopefully you guys dig it and keep checking it out as
well. More from the JoBlo Network coming soon…

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