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New G.I. Joe recruits?

12.18.2007
Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble, G.I. JOE is... hot?

So it would seem. Latino Review says the JOE team has found its Scarlett, and it's tight-bodied up-and-comer Rachel Nichols. Probably best known for roles in THE AMITYVILLE HORROR remake and the last season of the TV series ALIAS, Nichols (for whom I have considerable lust) will apparently be loading her crossbow and having forbidden feelings for Snake Eyes.

Speaking of that masked master of stealth, the production has reportedly also found his nemesis, the ninja Storm Shadow. Korean actor Byung-hun Lee is linked to the role, and while he may not be well known on these shores, you'd do well to track down the incredible gangster movie A BITTERSWEET LIFE for a prime example of the guy's talent.

So far the cast is shaping up nicely (i.e., the nice shapes of Nichols and previously announced Sienna Miller as Baroness), now with Ray Park's Snake Eyes facing off against a worthy rival. It's almost enough to make you forget Stephen Sommers is directing.
Extra Tidbit: In case you forgot, Stephen Sommers is directing G.I. JOE. Sorry.
Source: Latino Review

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12:02AM on 12/20/2007
she's hot. sienna miller's hot. this could be at least an exercise in showing hot women, hopefully fighting each other naked as well. other than that, sommers sucks.

EDIT: after looking at more pics of her, she's not that hot. luckily sienna miller is.
she's hot. sienna miller's hot. this could be at least an exercise in showing hot women, hopefully fighting each other naked as well. other than that, sommers sucks.

EDIT: after looking at more pics of her, she's not that hot. luckily sienna miller is.
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1:58PM on 12/19/2007
As long as they cast Jonah Hill as Zartan and the dudes from Queer Eye as the Dreadnoks I'm in!

As long as they cast Jonah Hill as Zartan and the dudes from Queer Eye as the Dreadnoks I'm in!

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7:55AM on 12/19/2007

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE!

Stephen Sommers is a major TOOL! In fact,
he should actually write himself into the GI Joe script as a new character called MAJOR TOOL! The guy totally ruined Van Helsing!
Stephen Sommers is a major TOOL! In fact,
he should actually write himself into the GI Joe script as a new character called MAJOR TOOL! The guy totally ruined Van Helsing!
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11:05PM on 12/18/2007

This movie is going to SUCK!

Im sorry, but I cant get excited for this. After Van Helsing, my faith in Sommers is ZERO! How is he still getting work, let alone making a freakin G.I. Joe movie! Where's John Woo when you need him?
Im sorry, but I cant get excited for this. After Van Helsing, my faith in Sommers is ZERO! How is he still getting work, let alone making a freakin G.I. Joe movie! Where's John Woo when you need him?
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10:55PM on 12/18/2007

However..

I do have admit that so far I like the cast. And good God, Rachel Nichols..YUM!
I do have admit that so far I like the cast. And good God, Rachel Nichols..YUM!
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