Orlando Bloom has something on his face in new Pirates TV spot

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES was met with an overall positive response out of Cinema Con, but we peons will have to wait until May 26 to figure that out for ourselves. In the meantime we ‘ll have to settle for trailers and TV spots, but we can still have some fun with those as proven by a new spot that just sailed in featuring a good look at Orlando Bloom’s return as Will Turner. Can someone fetch him a rag, please?

I'm hoping this movie is a fun time. These movies should be nothing but a good time at the movies, and so far it's shaping up to be just that. But the spot is also hinting at the conclusion of the movie pretty nonchalantly, what with the whole "All pirates must die" bit. One of the reactions of the movie from the Con viewing hinted at a cry-worthy ending, so what all this means is death is probably imminent for a big character – *wink wink*.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES arrives May 26.