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The most disturbing Twilight product I've seen to date

Feb. 17, 2010by: Paul Tassi

In the little more than a year since TWILIGHT came out, I’ve seen my fair share of products the film franchise has spawned. Mostly, they’re lunchboxes and backpacks and Barbie dolls, but this? This is something else entirely. I wouldn’t be sharing it with out if I didn’t think it would make you question humanity as a whole, but here we are. Behold, the Twilight Man Pillow. I’ll let the creator explain.

Manllow: half man, half pillow. For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

I’ve heard about how Japanese boys and James Franco fall in love with Hentai body pillows, but those are only half as creepy as these monstrosities. Look at that face! You could make an entire separate horror movie franchise about the Edward Manllow going around killing lonely high school girls! And why is his neck a solid two feet long? For extra room for sucking on it? Hint: doing so will not turn you into a sparkly vampire, girls.  

And what’s even worse? It’s already sold out! So if you were planning on buying one to scare the hell out of your roommate when he comes home from work, you’re shit outta luck for the time being.

Extra Tidbit: Bonus: Jacob the werewolf pillow to complete your fantasy of the lamest threesome EVER.
Source: io9Etsy

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3:50PM on 02/19/2010

WTF?!

... everyday I'm losing faith in humanity, especially the future. This just dug it into the ground even further. lol
... everyday I'm losing faith in humanity, especially the future. This just dug it into the ground even further. lol
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1:15PM on 02/19/2010

3-D Edward Manillow?

I wonder if there is a 30 day money back guarantee if all those desperate Twi-hards ruin there pillows with bodily fluids?
I wonder if there is a 30 day money back guarantee if all those desperate Twi-hards ruin there pillows with bodily fluids?
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2:13AM on 02/19/2010
Very disturbing indeed. Someone tell me this is a joke. Has to be.
Very disturbing indeed. Someone tell me this is a joke. Has to be.
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11:27PM on 02/18/2010
girls are idiots
girls are idiots
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10:30PM on 02/18/2010

What the hell

We should all band together and beat the people who created this pillow from hell.
We should all band together and beat the people who created this pillow from hell.
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5:41AM on 02/18/2010
The fact that these are even sold out tells you something; there are some sad, sad people out there. No wonder Michael Jackson made "Heal The World"...he saw this crap coming decades away!
The fact that these are even sold out tells you something; there are some sad, sad people out there. No wonder Michael Jackson made "Heal The World"...he saw this crap coming decades away!
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5:38AM on 02/18/2010
Um . . . WHAT?!
Um . . . WHAT?!
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1:01AM on 02/18/2010
I have one actually and I have the mouth cut out. I de-stress by skull-thrashing a Tiger Beat coverboy. Don't judge.
I have one actually and I have the mouth cut out. I de-stress by skull-thrashing a Tiger Beat coverboy. Don't judge.
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12:26AM on 02/18/2010
officially out of words
officially out of words
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6:14PM on 02/17/2010

What's Next!?

Oh Look! it's the twilight vibrator in the shape of Edward Cullen's fist!
Oh Look! it's the twilight vibrator in the shape of Edward Cullen's fist!
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6:27PM on 02/17/2010
Now that you mention it... [link]
Now that you mention it... [link]
4:26PM on 02/17/2010
The best comment I saw on that girl's page was in reference to the Edward Cullen pillow, "Is that Gary Sinise?"
The best comment I saw on that girl's page was in reference to the Edward Cullen pillow, "Is that Gary Sinise?"
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4:14PM on 02/17/2010
Whats up with their Giraffe Necks?
Whats up with their Giraffe Necks?
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3:59PM on 02/17/2010
This is proof as to why the human race needs a mass culling.
This is proof as to why the human race needs a mass culling.
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3:51PM on 02/17/2010
id say anything having to do with twilight is disturbing
id say anything having to do with twilight is disturbing
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3:40PM on 02/17/2010

punch bag

Where can i buy one??? .... i'll take my frustration out one them lame vampires
Where can i buy one??? .... i'll take my frustration out one them lame vampires
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3:30PM on 02/17/2010
Thank god my Zuki isnt into this kind of stuff
Thank god my Zuki isnt into this kind of stuff
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2:19PM on 02/17/2010

DAMN....

...I was going to get you one, Tassi...
...I was going to get you one, Tassi...
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10:30PM on 02/17/2010
My birthday's in May, I'm sure they'll be restocked by then.
My birthday's in May, I'm sure they'll be restocked by then.
2:13PM on 02/17/2010
Ha ha naughty,naughty an btw is that the best facial images they could come up with? eh...
Ha ha naughty,naughty an btw is that the best facial images they could come up with? eh...
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2:04PM on 02/17/2010
What the Hell is this shit?!
What the Hell is this shit?!
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1:45PM on 02/17/2010

Freaky.

My daughter (who's a huge Twilight fan) was seriously disturbed by these images. I see months of therapy sessions ahead.
My daughter (who's a huge Twilight fan) was seriously disturbed by these images. I see months of therapy sessions ahead.
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12:59PM on 02/17/2010

heh

there is actually a thread in the non topic forums discussing this exact product :D
there is actually a thread in the non topic forums discussing this exact product :D
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12:38PM on 02/17/2010
Most disturbing??? You have clearly not heard of the unoffical Twilight-themed Dildo.
Most disturbing??? You have clearly not heard of the unoffical Twilight-themed Dildo.
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12:26PM on 02/17/2010

one of the dumbest things i've ever seen....

...someone should post this on memeparty.com
...someone should post this on memeparty.com
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12:22PM on 02/17/2010
"E.C. phone home." Haha.
"E.C. phone home." Haha.
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12:13PM on 02/17/2010
Hahaha, that is one of the most awesome fails ever. That looks horrible.
Hahaha, that is one of the most awesome fails ever. That looks horrible.
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12:10PM on 02/17/2010
Gah!
Gah!
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12:05PM on 02/17/2010
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... FAIL
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... FAIL
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