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11.21.2008
We have a new poster for WHITEOUT today, the Kate Beckinsale flick about a U.S. Marshal assigned to Antarctica who has three days to solve a murder before being plunged into darkness and stranded there with the killer. On the one hand it's a pretty sweet poster, but on the other, there's no Kate. You have Kate, but on the poster there's no Kate. I guess I just don't understand marketing. Other things I don't understand: why one night with me is just never enough.

Extra Tidbit: The movie is based on a graphic novel by Greg Rucka.
Source: STYD

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10:17PM on 11/24/2008

BLEH......

I'll probably wait for the DVD. Don't get me wrong, Kate Beckinsale is insanely hot, but she's gonna' have a three-layer-thick sweater in this one and the plot sounds way too much like 30 Days Of Night minus the vampires, replaced with some psycho killer freak. Call me when Kate decides to wear tight spandex again or anything less. And that tagline is as corny as me saying 'corny as a cornfield'.

On more happier things, a great alternative to Kate Beckinsale is Evangeline Lily, and you can
I'll probably wait for the DVD. Don't get me wrong, Kate Beckinsale is insanely hot, but she's gonna' have a three-layer-thick sweater in this one and the plot sounds way too much like 30 Days Of Night minus the vampires, replaced with some psycho killer freak. Call me when Kate decides to wear tight spandex again or anything less. And that tagline is as corny as me saying 'corny as a cornfield'.

On more happier things, a great alternative to Kate Beckinsale is Evangeline Lily, and you can catch her wearing tanktops, wet tanktops, tight pants, or even short tight pants when LOST returns to ABC sometime next year.

And no, ABC did NOT pay me to say that.
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4:54PM on 11/23/2008
This sort of looks like American Psycho on ice.
This sort of looks like American Psycho on ice.
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6:37PM on 11/22/2008

"See your last breath"... snicker

Perhaps I'll be proven wrong, but it sounds just awful.
Perhaps I'll be proven wrong, but it sounds just awful.
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6:24PM on 11/21/2008
Danger^Cart, actually the academy is *very* self conscious of awarding best picture to the same director within such a short span, so if the Coens directed it probably wouldn't win any major oscars. However, I will whole-heartedly agree that if the Coens directed this film it would be very, very, very awesome.

I don't know if I'd really hold the director against it, Swordfish was lame, Gone in Sixty Seconds was decent, but Kalifornia was actually pretty good. Maybe Sena will just prove to be
Danger^Cart, actually the academy is *very* self conscious of awarding best picture to the same director within such a short span, so if the Coens directed it probably wouldn't win any major oscars. However, I will whole-heartedly agree that if the Coens directed this film it would be very, very, very awesome.

I don't know if I'd really hold the director against it, Swordfish was lame, Gone in Sixty Seconds was decent, but Kalifornia was actually pretty good. Maybe Sena will just prove to be better with small budget thrillers than big budget ones. Although if this film was in production now it would probably get a higher profile director.

Maybe I'm mistaken but wasn't this originally supposed to be out by now? I wonder if they pushed it back hoping to get a post-Spirit boost since Gabriel Macht's in it.
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5:33PM on 11/21/2008
That's a fantastic poster, but I'm not optimistic about the film, given the director.

If the Coen bros had gotten their hands on this material (not too say the book is amazing, because it's not) it would win the BP oscar. Gauran-fucking-teed.

Pity.
That's a fantastic poster, but I'm not optimistic about the film, given the director.

If the Coen bros had gotten their hands on this material (not too say the book is amazing, because it's not) it would win the BP oscar. Gauran-fucking-teed.

Pity.
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5:05PM on 11/21/2008

Great poster.....

....all it needs is Kate's tight ass cheeks in jeans just off to the side.

Being serious though, it's a great one and instantly makes me think of "Fargo".
....all it needs is Kate's tight ass cheeks in jeans just off to the side.

Being serious though, it's a great one and instantly makes me think of "Fargo".
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4:31PM on 11/21/2008
haha you dont have to have a floating head to have a broad on it. she could be standing around, theyre are PLENTY of awesome posters that have people on it and arent floating heads. calm the fuck down.
haha you dont have to have a floating head to have a broad on it. she could be standing around, theyre are PLENTY of awesome posters that have people on it and arent floating heads. calm the fuck down.
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3:28PM on 11/21/2008

@moviemaniac

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I totally agree!!! And god forbid they acknowledge whenever you point it out!
@moviemaniac
I totally agree!!! And god forbid they acknowledge whenever you point it out!
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3:11PM on 11/21/2008
I agree. This site makes so many criticisms but it totally hypocritical when it comes to any statement it makes. I think we have enough floating head, unoriginal posters out there. For once someone took the time to design a decent one.
I agree. This site makes so many criticisms but it totally hypocritical when it comes to any statement it makes. I think we have enough floating head, unoriginal posters out there. For once someone took the time to design a decent one.
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3:05PM on 11/21/2008
jesus James...what do you want a #%$^%&ing floating head poster?

they'll probably save that gem for the dvd art.
jesus James...what do you want a #%$^%&ing floating head poster?

they'll probably save that gem for the dvd art.
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