Will the final Human Centipede be made up of more than 500 people?

What the actual f*** is this? I don’t even…

Remember when Tom Six said that THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) would “upset a lot of people?” Well if a recent tweet is any indication, he might just be right.  If it’s true, of course.  And considering Six’s movie history, I actually believe that actually could be.  “#humancentipede3 will have a 500+ person pede. XXXXL American style!” To be more specific, the upcoming movie “will feature a porn-style centipede the size of one of those porn star sex competitions.”

So… that’s cool I guess.  The remedy to Six’s moviemaking madness is probably to not give him press, but it’s not so much that I’m disgusted as just utterly perplexed.  Maybe I should be disgusted.  I don’t know.  I don’t… 500 people? All strung up together, face upon face upon face buried in anus upon anus upon anus? It’s said to take place in the American South – is this all just Six’s campaign to get The Bible Belt renamed The Shit Belt?

Speaking of which, could this technically be called “a shit-eating grin?”

*Sigh* Moving on now…