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Movie Jail: This week's defendant is...Nick Swardson!

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity* and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had...
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C'mon Hollywood: Stop making lazy spoofs and parodies!

I want to be a filmmaker. After going to school and writing, editing and learning how lights and a camera work, I have made the choice to follow that passion for the rest of my life. Perhaps that's why seeing these parody films today is so enraging. Knowing that there are people out there getting to live their dream by making shit like A HAUNTED HOUSE and THE STARVING GAMES truly pains...
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This Week in Blu-ray / DVD Releases: Gangster Squad, The Impossible, Jurassic Park 3D ...

This week: A great cast fires blanks in Gangster Squad, Naomi Watts ends her slump with The Impossible, and Jurassic Park 3D wastes no time going to Blu-ray. ► Sean Penn overacts the hell out of GANGSTER SQUAD , to the point you wish he and director Ruben Fleischer (‘Zombieland’) would dial it down and...
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Review: A Haunted House

PLOT: Two people move into a haunted house and proceed to act like jackasses while the filmmakers embarrass themselves. REVIEW: Where do jokes go to die? A HAUNTED HOUSE. No, that wasn't my own botched attempt at a joke, it's just a fact; this parody movie wouldn't know a clever joke, pun or sight gag if it happened upon one by accident. The brainchild of Marlon Wayans ,...
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The red-band trailer for Marlon Wayans' A Haunted House shows why you should never have sex with a ghost

The red band trailer is a wonderful thing. Quite often with a green band trailer you don't truly grasp the depth of an adult film because the nuances of the mature content cannot be relayed in a video for general audience consumption. Other times you just need a red band to share the dick jokes and f-bombs. A HAUNTED HOUSE was never going to be a classy affair, but it does look a lot...
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Forget Scary Movie, check out the trailer for A Haunted House starring Marlon Wayans

With SCARY MOVIE 5 in production, I bet you thought you would only have to endure one parody movie this year? Well, here comes another one. From Marlon Wayans comes A HAUNTED HOUSE, which is focusing entirely on the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY/found footage horror film. Starring Wayans, Cedric the Entertainer, and Nick Swarsdon, A HAUNTED HOUSE did make me chuckle a few times. I will admit...
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