50 Cent is Dead Man

50 Cent has joined the cast of DEAD MAN RUNNING, an indie movie about a dude trying to go straight who is given 24 hours to raise £100,000 to pay off 50 Cent’s loan shark or become a “dead man running.” The mission takes him from the dog tracks of East London to the underground drug scene of rural Manchester as they try every trick and scam in the book to get the cash before it’s too late. Tamer Hassan (LAYER CAKE) and the always great Danny Dyer (SEVERANCE) also star.

It looks like most other sites have been neglecting to say anything pejorative about producers Ashley Cole and Rio Ferdinand (both of whom are English football players), probably because they are classy and professional. Me, not so much. Ferdinand ditched my beloved Leeds United in 2002 so screw this movie. You could put Adriana Lima in a bob-sleigh with a machine gun and I, sir, would still turn it down. I have my morals and they’re stronger than oak.