A hot chick wielding an ax. Alright I’m sold. I’m going to be standing in line come October 2nd to watch some hotties battle a mysterious slasher in Stewart Hendler’s SORORITY ROW. You should all be sold by now as well!
SORORITY ROW opens the month of Halloween, stars a never-ending mass of hotties, and has scored an R rating for strong bloody violence, language, some sexuality/nudity and partying. So where’s the downside? Oh that’s right… there isn’t one! Don’t get me wrong… I’m not dropping my defenses entirely but I’m looking to enjoy this one!
These two new stills just help the matter! Well one of the stills does… Above you’ll find Leah Pipes ready to bust some heads with that ax of hers while Briana Evigan, a scantly clad Caroline D’Amore, and Rumer ‘Bruce Willis’ daughter’ Willis all watch from a safe distance. Just click the shot for a larger version then look below for a shot of Audrina Patridge getting ready to make out with some dude… Click through on that for a larger shot too. I’m sorry but she just doesn’t do it for me. Give me Evigan anyday! D’Amore (below) isn’t so bad either. Wink.
If you’re not completely sold on this one yet please enlighten me as to why. Sure Patridge doesn’t look good and acts even worse. And sure Hendler barely has any credits to his name. And yes, remakes of classic slashers haven’t really delivered in the past… but come on! Hotties that aren’t Patridge running around in an R rated slasher… it really doesn’t get better folks. I’ll either be deliciously satisfied come October 2nd or tragically depressed. As always you can keep it here for more ROW updates as they head our way.
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