H2 Trailer?

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 26, 2021

So apparently we waited all weekend for a HALLOWEEN 2 trailer that didn’t come. We did get some HALLOWEEN 2 footage but we were expecting more! So when will we get to see this highly anticipated teaser trailer? Later this week apparently.

Word is Dimension are planning on releasing the HALLOWEEN 2 trailer on YouTube for one week starting this Friday, April 24th. Alright then. We were also told the trailer would be attached to LA and NY screenings of CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE… but we all know what happened there. Personally I’ll wait until I see the thing before I believe it.

But I’ve got some good(?) news on HALLOWEEN 2 to tide us over until Friday. According to Rob Zombie’s MySpace (isn’t everything?) Uncle Seymour Coffin has been found! The dude was missing? Does anyone care about this Uncle Seymour Coffin stuff? That’s what I thought. But I’ll tell you about it anyway. Here’s Zombie’s post:

Emily Touth, everyone’s favorite intern from Channel 18, has finally paid Uncle Seymour $5000.00 bar tab and hotel fee at the Casa del Sol in Tijuana and in return received Seymour cell phone back from the hotel manager. Well, dozens of pics were recovered from the phone documenting Seymour wild Mexican adventure. We feel it is our duty to his fans to make these public. …. Seymour serenades a couple Mexican beauties…… More drinks anyone? For more info and updates go to Uncle Seymour’s own myspace page. Emily will be keeping you updated on Seymour court case and his return to US soil.

So the guy was boozing it up down in Mexico. Nothing wrong with that. Go ahead and enjoy the pictures of Uncle Seymour’s adventure above and below and keep it here for any and all H2 updates as we hear them!

Source: Dimension, MySpace

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