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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Whole lotta Watchmen

Had enough WATCHMEN yet? Of course not! If you can’t wait until this weekend to check out the movie in its considerable running time, Mike from Eisentower30 has conveniently collected all of the promotional footage officially released by the studio,...
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Missing in Action again

You know that saying “What once was old is new again”? That even applies to Cannon Films. Apparently MGM wants to do an update of the Chuck Norris “classic” MISSING IN ACTION, the 1984 cheese-and-bullets flick about Army colonel and...
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The Hangover trailer

Jeez, I’d almost forgotten about the dark comedy THE HANGOVER, the first movie from director Todd Phillips since OLD SCHOOL. Oh wait — he also directed STARSKY & HUTCH and SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS? Guess I’d forgotten that too… But this...
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District 9 virals

With the live-action HALO movie apparently destined to drift eternally in the void, intended producer Peter Jackson and his chosen director Neill Blomkamp decided to make their own sci-fi epic, an original project titled DISTRICT 9. The movie isn’t due...
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President Cruise?

Since viciously berating everyone in earshot in TROPIC THUNDER and trying to kill Hitler in VALKYRIE, Tom Cruise has been giving a lot of thought to several high-profile projects without actually pulling the trigger. His interest has apparently returned to...
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Doghouse trailer

Jake West’s last flick EVIL ALIENS was a bit too splatstick for me, but his next horror effort DOGHOUSE looks like it might hit the right balance of mirth and mutilation. The movie features a bunch of familiar Brits like...
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Sucker Punch girls

As his WATCHMEN is about to be thrust before audiences for ultimate judgment, filmmaker Zack Snyder is diligently putting together his next ambitious project SUCKER PUNCH. As rumored just the other day, MAMMA MIA’s expressive beauty Amanda Seyfried is in...
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Fox also has Hex

Wow — not only is Megan Fox a busy young lady, she also apparently digs comic books quite a bit. In addition to the just-announced FATHOM, Fox will also be climbing into the saddle to ride with JONAH HEX, the...
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More go Crazies

Pouty-lipped cutie Danielle Panabaker, recently seen meeting machete-wielding madman Jason Voorhees in the FRIDAY THE 13th remake, will soon be dealing with more violent lunatics. Panabaker (SKY HIGH, MR. BROOKS) has joined the remake of THE CRAZIES, teaming with Timothy...
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Megan Fox is Fathom

How would you like to watch hottie Megan Fox soaking wet in skimpy clothing for an entire movie? Then you can thank Fox Atomic for filling that order. Atomic fox Fox will star in Fox Atomic’s FATHOM, based on Michael...
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