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More Smokin’ 2 cast

The prequel to Joe Carnahan’s kinetic hitman flick SMOKIN’ ACES just added some extra knuckles. Full-time tough-guy Vinnie Jones is bringing his scowl and punching skills to the flick, playing (no surprise here) “a bloodthirsty and cunning assassin on the...
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Extra F13 on DVD

If you’re the sort of person who waits the three months or so between the time a movie hits theaters and arrives on DVD, or if you just prefer longer versions of what you saw at the multiplex, you’ll be...
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Halloween 2 date

Like it or not, Rob Zombie is returning for more fun with white-trash mass murderer Michael Myers in HALLOWEEN 2. The sequel (which picks up immediately after the remake) hasn’t actually started filming yet, but it already has a website...
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Jane Austen zombies?

Let’s face it — there just aren’t many new things that can be done with the zombie genre. But since I’m a fan of the shambling deceased, I’m always willing to give credit to anyone who tries something different. And...
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Eva Green’s Womb

Blue-eyed Bond fox Eva Green is slinking into a lead role, a “futuristic drama” titled WOMB. The lovely lady will star in Hungarian director Benedek Fliegauf’s first English-language film, playing a distraught widow who decides to clone her deceased hubby....
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T’Formers 2 trailer?

If the brief glimpse of robotic property devastation during the Super Bowl didn’t quite sate your appetite for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, you may have to head to the theater this weekend for a bigger bite. We’re hearing that...
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Rourke is a hitman

Judging by the way he’s gathering up projects, Mickey Rourke is afraid he’ll get kicked out of Hollywood again. It’s okay, Mickey, you can stay! The well-worn Rourke has joined an indie drama called ST. VINCENT, marking the fourth movie...
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Triangle teaser

British filmmaker Chris Smith brought us a subway man-monster (CREEP) and crazy European forest folk (SEVERANCE), and now he’s taking his craft to the open water for some terrifying time-space distortion in TRIANGLE. In the movie, Aussie dish Melissa George...
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See all Oscar noms

By the time Hugh Jackman trots across the stage on Oscar night, it’s possible you haven’t managed to see all the Best Picture nominees. AMC Theatres can hook you up — all in one day, if you’ve got the time...
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McGregor robs banks

You know the economy is bad when guys like Ewan McGregor are knocking over banks. Wait, it’s only a movie. He must still be getting his Obi-Wan residual checks. I hope he feels dirty when he cashes them. Anyway, McGregor...
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