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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Tron himself returns

One of the greatest memories of a movie geek’s youth: seeing STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN, then sneaking into the theater next door for a showing of TRON. Needless to say, I’m excited about a TRON sequel —...
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MBV in 3D, but where?

From what I’ve read, the recent Austin premiere of MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D received a wildly positive reaction from the crowd in attendance… but will you be able to experience the same? Filmmakers and studios appear to be embracing the...
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Descent 2 talk

While I found Neil Marshall’s spelunking horror flick THE DESCENT to be genuinely and satisfyingly terrifying, I’m not sure it demanded a sequel. As usual, we’re getting one anyway. Marshall is back in a producing capacity, with the first movie’s...
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No Rosemary’s remake?

Michael Bay’s production company Platinum Dunes has become the King of the Horror Remake (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, AMITYVILLE HORROR, FRIDAY THE 13th), but even they may have their limits. We just recently heard they returned their proposed remake of NEAR...
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Judge Dredd again?

It might be an understatement to say that the big-budget Sly-powered JUDGE DREDD movie didn’t turn out especially satisfying (at least to fans of the comic incarnation), but we may get another chance at seeing The Law personified filling perps...
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Terminator characters

I was skeptical about the casting of Anton Yelchin as Kyle Reese in McG’s TERMINATOR SALVATION. The kid’s a good actor, but physically seemed kind of wispy for the tenacious futuristic soldier and unwitting father to mankind’s savior. These new...
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Chow half off Hornet

After a whole lot of hopeful rumors, Asian superstar Stephen Chow officially came on board Seth Rogen’s GREEN HORNET movie, both directing the pulp hero’s exploits and co-starring as his bodyguard Kato. Now Chow is officially not on board. Not...
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New Sonnenfeld aliens

MEN IN BLACK director Barry Sonnenfeld will bring a new alien invasion to screens, adapting a book that isn’t actually a book. Sonnenfeld will direct THE HOW-TO GUIDE FOR SAVING THE WORLD, an action-comedy about “a loser who discovers a...
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Shankman’s Sinbad

It’s time for swashbuckling Middle Eastern sailor SINBAD to take a new adventure, and who better to bring it to life than the director of… THE PACIFIER? Adam Shankman is boarding that ship, developing and directing THE 8th VOYAGE OF...
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Fighter Maggie Q

Tasty exotic dish Maggie Q has already smacked around random bad guys in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3 and Bruce Willis in LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, but there are still more bipeds to pummel. Ms. Q (aka Maggie Denise Quigley) will...
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