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Kassovitz on Babylon

The Vin Diesel sci-fi/action flick BABYLON A.D. opens this weekend, and while I’m not sure what critics and moviegoers will think of it, one person has weighed in with a negative opinion: the director. Matieu Kassovitz (LA HAINE, GOTHIKA) clearly...
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Outlander to DVD?

It seems like the medieval sci-fi flick OUTLANDER has taken a long time making it to theaters… and now it might skip them altogether. The gang at Dread Central noticed that the movie (opening in various international territories over the...
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Transporter 3 trailer

Shirtless courier Jason Statham is back for another spin in TRANSPORTER 3 courtesy of Luc Besson and crew, this time with salacious Robert Knepper as the leering villain. In this road-ready assignment, Statham’s mercenary driver escorts a young cutie at...
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McKidd a Highlander?

There can be only one! Unless there’s another one… As we learned a few months ago, a “reinvention” of the HIGHLANDER franchise is in the works courtesy of Summit, the company behind the (soon to be massively successful) TWILIGHT movie....
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Batman Arkham game

Just recently, we were wondering what happened with the DARK KNIGHT tie-in videogame. And while it might be a while before it surfaces (if ever), Batman fans and game junkies can feel secure knowing that they’ll be able to slip...
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New Jason pic

If you ever find yourself in a FRIDAY THE 13th movie, this is probably the last sight you would want to see (and literally would be). For the rest of us, however, we can’t wait to sit and cram treats...
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More Payne posters

Years after I munched painkillers like Skittles and perforated hundreds of goons with a limitless supply of ammunition (and also played the game for a little while), MAX PAYNE is finally breaking from the confines of computers and consoles, courtesy...
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Affleck gets Judge’d

After his impressive directing debut on GONE BABY GONE, I hope Ben Affleck doesn’t stay away from calling the shots himself. Although it’s good to see him getting back in front of the camera, as long as it doesn’t involve...
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del Toro on Hobbit FX

By now it should be pretty clear that filmmaker Guillermo del Toro prefers “old school” practical makeup FX over CGI whenever possible — the deliriously organic Troll Market sequence alone is reason enough to see HELLBOY II. And he fully...
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Jackson writes Hobbit

To complement and officialize today’s earlier bit from director Guillermo del Toro, things are indeed meandering forward on THE HOBBIT — with the original Tolkein adapters at the inkwell. It was announced that the original LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy...
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