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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Scorsese/DeNiro again?

After a few decidedly suspicious choices (ANALYZE THAT, MEET THE FOCKERS, HIDE AND SEEK), veteran thespian Robert DeNiro seems back on track with movies like STARDUST, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?, and the much-anticipated decision to reunite with Martin Scorsese. Apparently Bobby...
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Kids are getting Grimm

With the HARRY POTTER movies still making magic money, and things like NARNIA stuffing plenty of producers’ pockets, everyone is actively seeking their very own financially fulfilling fantasy franchise. The kids book series THE SISTERS GRIMM is currently on the...
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Izzard in WWII w/ Tom

Brilliant cross-dressing Brit Eddie Izzard is trading in his lipstick and flamboyant garb for piped trousers and swastikas. The accomplished comedian, stage and film actor has been drawn into the latest complex plot of Tom Cruise — he’s joined the...
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Vaugier on the Boll

I enjoy writing about Uwe Boll’s movies almost as much as our readership enjoys watching them. But when casting like this is involved, I will rise to the occasion, find a sizzling photo, and report the news. Boll is currently...
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Upcoming from Aardman

If you don’t hold an appreciation for WALLACE & GROMIT, I probably don’t like you. It’s just how it has to be. And as a massive fan of the cheese-loving contraption-masters, I’m intrigued by whatever else is being molded from...
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3:10 To Yuma trailer

I love a good Western, so I was a little disappointed when a remake of the classic 3:10 TO YUMA was announced, since most remakes get contemporized and lose their original tone and quality. But not in this case, apparently....
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Keanu nixes Watchmen?

John Cusack might want to be in the impending superhero deconstruction WATCHMEN, but apparently Keanu Reeves does not. Although persistent rumors claimed he was being pursued to play impassive nuclear man Dr. Manhattan, Reeves has reportedly rejected the offer. No...
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Scorpion King sequel?

I’m not ashamed to admit I own THE SCORPION KING on DVD — part of that stems from my manlove for The Rock, but it’s actually just a fun old-school swords-and-sorcery adventure flick, and they don’t make too many of...
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Castlevania director

I guess fans of the seemingly immortal CASTLEVANIA videogame series can relax — your side-scrolling hero will not be brought to screens under the direction of noted gamer and franchise destructor Paul WS Anderson after all. The a live-action version...
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Goyer’s Invisible Man

David Goyer was apparently so successful making someone disappear with his recent remake THE INVISIBLE, he’s going to attempt another transparent human. Nope, not another HOLLOW MAN sequel (sorry, Peter Facinelli), but THE INVISIBLE MAN. It’s like THE INVISIBLE all...
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