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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Cusack’s big chase

After spending my awkward years watching John Cusack show us his in movies like BETTER OFF DEAD and SAY ANYTHING, I get a charge out of watching him running around shooting big holes in various people and things in movies...
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Neuromancer comes

After more than two decades of influencing countless modern sci-fi stories and concepts in film, TV, videogames, books and comics, an adaptation of William Gibson’s seminal 1984 novel NEUROMANCER is finally heading to theaters. Producer Peter Hoffman will essentially make...
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Curve of Eva Mendes

Now that she’s successfully ignited the pilot light on GHOST RIDER’s flaming face (and set numerous pants afire), Eva Mendes is bringing her fine self to a thriller called CURVE. The movie involves woman who takes a detour in the...
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Trick’R Treat pics

X2 and SUPERMAN RETURNS co-writer Mike Dougherty is heading behind the camera to give you some chills with the upcoming horror flick TRICK ‘r TREAT, interweaving several spooky stories just in time for Halloween. Here’s a few fresh snaps from...
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Leonidas vs. Capone

It’s Gerard Butler week! The guy must think they’re gonna kick him out of Hollywood if he doesn’t line up another half-dozen projects, but at this rate his career will last at least until the Rapture. A single day after...
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New Long Good Friday

Continuing his reign of glossy (but narratively not very good) videogame adaptations, sequels and remakes, director Paul WS Anderson is churning out his version of the outstanding British gangster flick THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY. The tight, violent 1980 crime tale...
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Naomie a Watchwoman

David Ayer’s cop thriller NIGHT WATCH (formerly THE NIGHT WATCHMAN, and now to be confused with the incomprehensible Russian sci-fi movie) is shaping up to be a must-see flick, and I’m not just saying that because sexy 28 DAYS LATER...
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Butler gets cranked

Ever since CRANK injected viewers with more adrenaline than could possibly be healthy, some have wondered what filmmakers Brian Taylor and Mark Neveldine would do next. Turns out they’re just playing some videogames. The writing-directing duo have promised another CRANK...
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