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X-Files 2 talk

For some reason I thought David Duchovny would make a successful transition from TV to feature films, but aside from a wry turn in ZOOLANDER, it’s basically been snake eyes thus far. So it’s both depressing and amusing that he’s...
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28 Months Later??

England hasn’t even been re-infected with rage yet, but 28 DAYS LATER director and 28 WEEKS LATER exec producer Danny Boyle is already giving consideration to where those speedy homicidal freaks could travel next. Boyle was apparently out promoting his...
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Dougray hunts Hitman

I actually reported on this a few weeks ago, but nothing is truly “official” until it hits the trades, so here it is again: Dougray Scott will be chasing rogue assassin Timothy Olyphant in the big-screen adaptation of the HITMAN...
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More Asian remakes

With the Asian horror genre getting drained of viability by Hollywood for remake material, it looks like they’re turning attention to action and crime movies. The latest up for big-screen perforation is Johnny To’s excellent gunman movie EXILED, which is...
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Death Race revs up?

Director Paul WS Anderson is probably best known for slapping the quality out of major franchises such as RESIDENT EVIL and ALIEN vs PREDATOR, but he apparently won’t get the chance to do the same with a movie based on...
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Welling Wolf?

Theaters aren’t exactly overgrown with werewolf movies (decent or otherwise) these days, and this isn’t likely to make lycanthrope fans any happier… Apparently a remake of the 80s “classic” TEEN WOLF is in the works, and Dark Horizons says SMALLVILLE’s...
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Problem w/ Plissken

Many fans of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK weren’t exactly ecstatic about the recent news that notorious antihero Snake Plissken is returning with a different actor (300’s abdominable king Gerard Butler) in the role. Guess what? Kurt Russell ain’t either. The...
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Supergirl returns?

While Marvel characters make it to theaters on a regular basis, most of the DC Comics superheroes haven’t quite been faster than a speeding bullet to film production — aside from Bats and Supes, most of them have been fitted...
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The Devil Dared them

I love getting “ambushed” by movies I didn’t know about that look like a metric ton of fun. I try to support independent filmmakers out there (particularly when they pour free booze down my throat), and it certainly helps if...
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Grindhouse get an R

It’s just a couple of weeks before the hordes of old-school horror fans finally get to sink their teeth into the massively anticipated Tarantino/Rodriguez double feature GRINDHOUSE. And it seems safe to say we’ll get our money’s worth. For starters,...
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