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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Maguire de-webbed?

Has Tobey Maguire decided to hang up the Spidey suit (again) and put Peter Parker in the past, before SPIDER-MAN 3 can even hit theaters to what will likely bust box office records? That’s apparently what he’s telling press while...
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G.I. Marky Mark?

“Yo, Joe!” “COBRAAAA!!!” “A real American hero!” “And knowing is half the battle!” That’s about the extent of what I recall from that old G.I. JOE cartoon, along with constantly wondering how trained soldiers could shoot millions of color-coded laser...
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Snyder’s Punch

Wow, director Zack Snyder isn’t dawdling around to see how 300 does, or even waiting until WATCHMEN gets rolling (or doesn’t, he said fearfully), before announcing another new project — an original “action-fantasy” called SUCKER PUNCH. He’s even got a...
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Y: The Last Movie

The Vertigo comic Y: THE LAST MAN got scooped up a few years ago for the feature film treatment, but like a lot of things that could potentially make great movies, it’s been mired in the development stages. But with...
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Cruise no Watchman

This is really non-news (reverse-news?) but presents an interesting “what if” scenario: apparently we were thisclose to getting toothy superstar Tom Cruise portraying one of the main characters in WATCHMEN. Attempts have been made for years to get Alan Moore’s...
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Dead Kill Bill comic

While recently perusing deviantArt for my fix of amateur photography, anime wank art and depictions of superheroines in compromising positions, I came across the gallery of prolific comic book writer/artist Adam Warren, who previously cooked up delicious cheesecake wonders and...
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Gondry joins Bong

A trio of directors will gather to tell stories set in Japan’s megacity and de facto capital for a project tentatively and appropriately titled TOKYO. Why should you care? Well, one of the directors is Michel Gondry, the visionary behind...
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Aliens vs. Road Crew

Is safety orange the new black? Yep, as far as Dreamworks is concerned. They’re literally taking the high concept of MEN IN BLACK to the streets – or, more accurately, under it. The studio has grabbed a script called THE...
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Vacancy poster

Wow, this one was an ambush to me, but I’d say it looks worthwhile — Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson in VACANCY, a dark thriller about a stranded couple who get trapped and tormented at a remote roadside motel. The...
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QT Grindhouse fest

Can’t wait a month or so for Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s exploitation team-up GRINDHOUSE to get a taste of lurid sex, drugs, perversion, kung fu and random violence? Do you live in Los Angeles? Then you’re in luck —...
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