Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Cast gathers for Tribes

As it’s a slooooow day in the horror journalism world, I have to reach into another genre to find news. That’s okay though, because the genre happens to be of the post-apocalyptic thriller variety, and there are worse places to...
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Mega Shark vs. bridge!

So that happens to be a giant f*cking shark eating the Golden Gate Bridge right there. Also, below you’ll find a big goddamn octopus twisting the shit out of a submarine. But these are just warm-up routines for the two...
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Slade disses Twilight

This is too good to ignore. Slashfilm dug up an audioclip from a few months ago of director David Slade (whom I’m writing an awful lot about lately) taking a piss on TWILIGHT. Sure, he’s not the first person to...
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Excl: Day/Violence poster!

A nice little EXCLUSIVE for you all on this Monday – the U.K. Quad for the sick-lookin’ crime thriller A DAY OF VIOLENCE. Director Darren Ward was cool enough to send the poster to us, and now here we are...
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[Rec] 2 site live!

You dare to return? Why yes I do, [REC] 2 site! That’s right, the sequel to the fantastic [REC] finally has itself a sparking new official site. Well, maybe not sparkling. Actually, it’s quite dark – but what the hell...
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Cold Skin poster!

Wow, that was fast. Just a few days ago I wrote about director David Slade’s ever-expanding slate, which now includes a bizarro project called COLD SKIN. Well, the film already has a promo poster! Fango got the first look, which...
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Coney Island Horror!

This one goes out to all my fellow New Yorkers… Or anyone who is willing to travel to Brooklyn for some quality horror fun! This summer, every Saturday in legendary Coney Island will be a “Horror Saturday”. You’ll get to...
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More Piranha food!

PIRANHA 3D continues to cast up, creating a weird mixture of has-beens, up-and-comers, and never-will-be’s. So somethin’ for everyone! You know by now that Elisabeth Shue is playing the lead role of the Sheriff of Lake Havesu, which is obviously...
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US Blood site open

The U.S. official site for BLOOD THE LAST VAMPIRE has finally gone up, and you can check it out right HERE. Nothing a whole lot to see at the moment, other than the U.S. trailer, which is practically identical to...
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District 9 teaser

No movie is more under the radar this summer than DISTRICT 9, from producer Peter Jackson and director Neill Blomkamp. Perhaps it’s because the summer season is so crammed with explosion-heavy action extravaganzas and kid flicks, or maybe Sony is...
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