Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Monster Slayer 2?

My Bloody Good buddy over at BloodyGoodHorror, Eric Newell, sent me an email regarding news of a sequel to JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER. Now, I haven’t yet seen JACK BROOKS, but it’s in a pile of DVDs that I’m planning...
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Beautiful Vanikoro art

Over a year ago I told you that French madman Xavier Gens (FRONTIERES, HITMAN) was planning on doing a different kind of cannibal flick, this one to be set way back in the 1700s! I don’t know about you, but...
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NOES director announced?

In an article about the slates of all of Hollywood’s major studios in Variety, I saw something quite interesting. Now it may not be accurate, since we haven’t heard anything like this before, but it’s not out of the realm...
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Excl: House pics!

We were lucky enough to snag some EXCLUSIVE photos from the upcoming horror flick HOUSE, starring Michael Madsen, Allana Bale, JP Davis, Reynaldo Rosales, Bill Moseley, Leslie Easterbrook and JulieAnn Emery. It comes at us from director Robby Henson. What’s...
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Cool Punisher poster display

Holy f*cking crap this is cool. Check out the above PUNISHER: WAR ZONE display, which will hit theaters tomorrow. We got our greasy hands on an advance version of it, and it’s a damn thing of metal beauty. This lenticular...
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Anne joins Alice

While my interest in Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND is somewhere in the middle of the road, my interest in hot Anne Hathaway pictures is legendary, so that’s why I’m here to tell you that Ms. Hathaway and her lovely...
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Night/Demons begins!

We just received the word that the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS remake is officially underway. Although I know many of us are remake-skeptics, I think this one could be special… Need a few reasons? Hmm. How about Shannon Elizabeth, Monica...
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2 Films to Die For

I wish I liked After Dark’s annual Horrorfest more than I do, because it’s a wonderful idea in theory. But the execution has been subpar – good luck finding many people outside of our horror-loving circles who even know what...
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See MMT now!!

At long f*cking last, I’ve seen THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, and you can too, if you have FEARnet. That’s right: completely under the radar, the OnDemand channel has been hosting the long-delayed Clive Barker flick since October 1st. Don’t believe...
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Review: Feast 2

PLOT: Picking up immediately after the nightmarish events of the first film, FEAST 2 drags the monsters and the trashy idiots on their menu out in the open; the gooey showdown takes place in a desert town populated by venal...
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