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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Tell-Tale cast complete

Even though it sounds like a completely ridiculous “adaptation” of Edgar Allen Poe’s legendary TELL-TALE HEART, Michael Cuesta’s TELL-TALE has put together a decent enough cast to warrant some benefit of the doubt. We knew that Josh Lucas, Brian Cox,...
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Near Dark scribe opens Jar

Another day, another remake, although this one might be unfamiliar to you. The flick in question is called JAR CITY, or MYRIN as it is known in its native Iceland, and it’s about a police detective whose investigation of a...
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Angels&Demons poster

ANGELS & DEMONS resides in a weird netherworld as far as we’re concerned. It’s not exactly “our” kind of movie, and yet it’s freaky subject matter with, lets face it, a helluva title. And now it’s got a pretty compelling...
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Liebesman Battles

Back in April we told you about a potentially kickass project called BATTLE: LOS ANGELES. Okay, it’s an incredibly lame title. But the synopsis brings out the young geek in me: A Marine platoon battles against an alien invasion on...
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WTF is HISSSS??

Zimbio has a couple of pictures from Jennifer (daughter of David) Lynch’s crazy snake-woman movie, once known as NAGIN, now called… wait for it…. HISSSS. Oh hell yeah. You’re looking at actress Mallika Sherawat, a famous Bollywood star, as the...
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Under Siege w/ aliens?!

Admit it, you thirst for a third UNDER SIEGE. You’d relish it. I’m sure a certain Mr. Steven Seagal would, too. But the formula for those films (which is, as well all know, “DIE HARD on a…”) is pretty stale...
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Res Evil 4 debut

RESIDENT EVIL: DEGENERATION – the CG animated third sequel to the surprisingly durable franchise – is getting ready to make its worldwide debut… In Japan, that is, on October 18th. Folks in the U.S. needn’t fret though, because you’ll be...
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Blade Runner 2?

That was a chill you just felt run down your spine. Before panicking, know that there isn’t, to anyone’s knowledge, a BLADE RUNNER 2 going into production anytime soon… But it’s not out of the realm of possibility either, so...
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Sharks in Venice trailer!

It’s been far too long since I’ve written about SHARKS IN VENICE – over a year to be exact. I had begun to think, but some cruel twist in God’s diabolical plan for me, that I’d never actually get to...
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Scream Queens announced!

VH1 has revealed its “Scream Queens” – the 10 unknown actresses who will be competing in the channel’s new reality show, which sounds like a goddamned hoot and a half. They’ve also provided an in-depth synopsis, giving us an idea...
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