Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Cool Legend makeup tests

I have not seen I AM LEGEND yet (am I the only one?), but despite looking generally appealing, there was one element in the trailers that instantly turned me off: those damned CGI creatures bouncing around, looking every bit as...
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Ton of One Missed pics

If you’re in the mood for a ton of stills from the upcoming ONE MISSED CALL – you came to the right place, friend. A few of these have already hit the net, but I’m tossing them all up so...
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Lexi NOT chatting with fans!

Ah the internet, you lying piece of shit. Just when I thought I could trust you, you pull a fast one and now I must reconsider everything I thought I knew. And everything I thought I loved… Okay, that’s a...
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Norrington’s Clash

The largely unnecessary remake I’ll end up seeing anyway, CLASH OF THE TITANS, has found itself a director in Steven Norrington. Norrington has been practically unheard from since his disastrous LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMAN adaptation (where he notoriously clashed with...
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Liotta/Gallo in Giallo

There’s hardly a better match of director and movie title than Dario Argento andGIALLO. For the uninitiated, a giallo is basically an Italian murder mystery accentuated by intense, surreal violence and bloodshed. See anything by Argento and guys like Mario...
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Joker posters

Earlier today Jared gave you a look at the pretty nifty new DARK KNIGHT poster showing Bats himself looking out at a strangely incandescent Gotham City. Now I’ve got couple more, both showing off The Joker. The one on top...
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New Eye poster!

If Lionsgate’s marketing team’s intention is to make me wary of having dirty thoughts about Jessica Alba, they’ve almost succeeded. Certainly, I’ve never wanted to see the lovely girl (now pregnant, but we won’t discuss that tragedy) in an eerily...
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Name is Bruce Trailer!

Here it is, finally, a real look at MY NAME IS BRUCE – in trailer form! The long-awaited comedy (starring and directed by Bruce Campbell), which still doesn’t have a set release date, looks like a big old bowl of...
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Butler as Conan?

French Magazine Mad Movies is reporting that Nu Image, the company behind RAMBO and SHARKS IN VENICE and now the new CONAN THE BARBARIAN franchise, is looking at Gerard Butler to wear the loincloth (or whatever the hell it is...
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X-Files abducts two more

Variety is reporting that X-FILES 2 has just added two more actors to its cast: Callum Keith Rennie and Adam Godley. They join David Duchovney, Gillian Anderson, Xzibit, Amanda Peet, and Billy Connelly (my personal fav of the newbies). BATTLESTAR...
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