Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Underground gets picked up

Here’s a name for ya: Tinieblas Gonzalez. Not only is it unique (as is his look!) – it’s one that’s supposedly worth keeping an eye on, and we’re always about getting in on the ground floor with these innovative types!...
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Romero’s next Dead plot

I have not yet had the pleasure of seeing George Romero’s DIARY OF THE DEAD – I’ve heard some claim it’s the shiznit, some say it’s a disappointment. I can’t wait for it, I want to see George rollicking in...
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Hitman poster/stills

Just got sent the swell-looking UK QUAD and some spiffy stills for Fox’s HITMAN, opening here Nov. 21, and overseas Nov. 30. Despite a short-lived freakout a couple weeks back regarding the possible trimming down (or “De-balling”) of Xavier Gens’...
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Jungle clip

The folks at Fangoria have themselves a clip from Jonathan Hensleigh’s WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, the faux-documentary about two couples who go off into the jungle searching for Michael Rockefeller (who really did disappear in 1961 while in New Guinea)...
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Pinhead talks Hellraiser

Doug Bradley, the guy who played that character with all those pins sticking out of his face about 8 times, was recently interviewed in Playboy magazine, where he sounded off on what it’s been like being Pinhead all these years...
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I Am trailer #2

Wow. Gotta say, most of this trailer is fantastic. Trailer #2 for Warner Bros. I AM LEGEND does a very good job of relaying the fact that at its core, this is a horror story about survival and loneliness. And...
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Hear Hopkins’ Hitchcock

The Master of Suspense, Alfred Hitchcock, is appearing in many a headline lately. Nevermind that Platinum Dunes is planning on doing a drunken Irish jig atop his grave with their remake of THE BIRDS (my personal fav of Hitch’s films,...
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Urban Legends on your phone!

Here’s a project I’ll admit I knew NOTHING about until now, but it’s got me intrigued. This revolution of producing content for mobile devices is an astounding one. (I’m only 27, but I still feel like an old man who...
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Child’s Play remake planned

I’m a lucky boy today! Just finished an article about a potential EXORCIST remake (good luck getting horror fans excited about that one, WB), now I’m writing one about a CHILD’S PLAY redux! Shock Till you Drop caught up with...
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Exorcist remake? Please no…

First off, this is just a rumor – a rumor of the most toxic, blasphemous kind – but a rumor nonetheless, without any substantial info outside the word of IESB’s source… Let’s just get to it: News out of this...
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