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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Guy Ritchie to direct one of two new Excalibur films for Warner Bros.?

Fresh off the critically and commercially well received re-appropriation of SHERLOCK HOLMES, Guy Ritchie is apparently setting his sights on the Templar Knights! According to Pajiba, Ritchie is the frontrunner to direct one of two EXCALIBUR movies currently circulating at...
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Plot, poster & trailer for teenage slasher flick 30 Days to Die

So what’s the smartest way to skirt backlash from making a flick that clearly bites FRIDAY THE 13TH? Arm that bastard with as many top-flight female lookers as possible, that’s how! And that gang, is apparently what actor turned writer/director...
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Brand new one-sheet for A Nightmare on Elm Street is here!

Three, four…better lock your door! With under 2 months from the release of Platinum Dunes’ retelling of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, and given how uneventful a horror month this March seems to be…you can bet your chapped ass we’re...
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