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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Dead Tone trailer

One gimmicky horror sub-genre that ain’t looking to die anytime soon is that of killer telephones. Don’t believe us? Just cop a dose of the trailer for DEAD TONE, Brian Hooks and Deon Taylor’s horror/thriller which, despite being produced back...
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Lots of Bones pics/clip

As our man Ammon lamented in today’s Weekly Slaughter, there ain’t a whole heck of a lot of cool flicks hitting theaters or DVD this week. The lone exception would have to be Peter Jackson’s end of year prestige drama...
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Mountain Witch trailer

With the end of a news day cycle comes an opportunity to mine some unheralded gems. How precious the gems turn out to be over time is another story altogether. So here I am, winding down an otherwise slow news...
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Astro Zombies teaser

Jeez. The no-budget schlock train continues full steam ahead, as we now have a look at a pretty amusing trailer for Ted V. Mikels’ ASTRO ZOMBIES M3: CLONED. Thing is, Mikels ain’t no spring chicken, dude’s been in the cinematic...
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The Wolfman gets rated

Looks like Christmas has come early for all us hardened horror heads, as we’ve just gotten word that Joe Johnston’s re-appropriation of THE WOLFMAN will indeed be rated R for bloody horror, violence, and gore. And you thought you weren’t...
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WPX official trailer

Now here’s a no-budget horror flick with tremendous promise! From writer/director Christian Ackerman (THE BECOMING) is a new monster movie called WISCONSIN PROJECT X, said to be laced with a dry sense of humor, old-school horror movie motifs, and everyone’s...
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Demons attack BBC

If you’re anything like us here at AITH, you’re looking for a return to form of badass vampires. Enough of the glitter, enough of the unrequited love-fests and manic depressive mood-swings we’ve seen of late – we need some bloodsuckers...
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Giger on Gate 3-D?

So our horror and Sc-Fi loving colleagues over at H2omotionpictures have just landed some interesting tidbits regarding the 3-D remake of 1987 horror-flick-lite THE GATE. Perhaps more shocking than Alex Winter directing the film (yes, Bill of Bill and Ted),...
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Wake Wood details

Damn I love it when we stumble upon smaller, lesser known, potentially kickass horror flicks! Foreign ones even more so! Lemme ask this: does warped pagan rituals and spooky reincarnations tickle your fancy? Hope so, ‘cause that’s exactly what we...
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Overture gets Stoned

Though not a horror film proper, when a flick (re)teams Ed Norton with Bob De Niro, not to mention the smoldering heat of one Milla Jovovich, you best believe it warrants some damn mentioning! And yes, such is certainly the...
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