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First 2 min. of Growth

Back in September we injected you all with a sleek looking trailer for Gabriel Cowan’s Sci-Fi skin-crawler GROWTH. Well, looks like we just got our blood stained claws on the first 2 minutes of the Lionsgate picture! Drawing comparisons to...
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Sherwood cast/artwork

I’m sure the name Robin Hood evokes a different meaning for each person. To me, it’s inexorably linked to Tracy Ullman’s character Shithouse in Mel Brooks’ MEN IN TIGHTS. After-all, I do have standards! But looking to redefine all our...
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1 more L.Bones clip

Anyone sick of all the dramatic, heart-wrenching scenes from Peter Jackson’s THE LOVELY BONES we’ve seen around these parts? Care to see a suspenseful Stanley Tucci/Michael Imperioli showdown instead? Well, that’s exactly what we have for you below in yet...
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Roth updates Species

A good half year ago our Bill Pullman dead-ringer Eric Walkuski had the (dis)pleasure of catching the skinny on Eli Roth’s moderately budgeted Sci-Fi opus ENDANGERED SPECIES (yes, $60 million is moderate for the genre, just ask Jimmy Cameron). Well,...
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2 new Case 39 clips

After vanishing into oblivion for what literally seemed like years (oh wait, it was), Christian Alvart’s psychological horror effort CASE 39 looks alive and well, and we’ve got a behind the scenes look as well as a new clip from...
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New Diag.Death clip

So a moth ago we had a pretty amusing new trailer for the New Zealand horror/comedy DIAGNOSIS DEATH. And now, to further raise awareness for the picture, we’ve got a tight new clip from the film which, as always, you...
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UK Road trailer

Sure John Hillcoat’s THE ROAD has already been traveled here in the states, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still throw a little love to its overseas promo material. Perhaps if the flick wasn’t as good or had a lesser...
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Furlong gets a Shock

Oh John Connor, so long it’s been! Oh well, at least you’re still toiling away in some kickass genre flicks. And one of the newest on the docket for Edward Furlong is Joe Eckardt’s psychological slasher flick SHOCK. Eckardt, who...
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Harris leads Hatchet 2

Fu*k yeah, here’s some news I’m diggin’ with a goddamn sickle! Longtime horror actress Danielle Harris (HALLOWEEN 4, BLOOD NIGHT) has just been confirmed as the leading lady in HATCHET 2, the much anticipated follow up to Adam Green’s 2006...
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Official Buried poster

With more than 3 months since our last update on Rodrigo Cortes’ chilling claustrophobic mystery BURIED, it’s about damn time we landed an official poster for the flick. And that my dear friends, is exactly what you’re peering at above...
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