Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

New Transylmania Clip

Posted 17 years ago

We’ve been keeping you updated on David and Scott Hillenbrand’s vampire comedy TRANSYLMANIA for a while now. With the flick set to hit theaters in just under a month it’s time for some TRANSYLMANIA goodies to make their way online!...

New Hidden Stills

Posted 17 years ago

If you’re looking forward to this year’s AfterDark Horrorfest then there’s a good chance it’s because of Pål Øie’s HIDDEN. Well either that or one of the other films to die for. If you are indeed looking forward to HIDDEN...

Harper follows Hansel/Gretel

Posted 17 years ago

There’s a certain joy in watching something you cherished as a child corrupted in your adult life. Whether it be turned into something twisted and scary or sexy and x-rated. Where am I going with this? Well the classic fairytale...

Kill of the Day #275

Posted 17 years ago

Downloads = No Zland 2?

Posted 17 years ago

You’ve all seen ZOMBIELAND at least once right? Well if you did then I bet you dug the hell out of it. Understandably so too, ZOMBIELAND was awesome! And dare I see ZOMBIELAND is actually an awesome movie that should...

Maidenhead Trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Here at AITH we love vampire flicks. Well to be honest we love all horror flicks… and it just so happens vampires fall into that category! Unless they sparkle of course… Anyway there’s an indy vampire flick heading our way...

No D.Tower for Abrams

Posted 17 years ago

Way back in May we learned that LOST creators J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof were planning on bringing us all an adaption of Stephen King’s THE DARK TOWER. This was great news seeing how THE DARK TOWER is apparently nearly...

PM: Axis of Evil Trailer!

Posted 17 years ago

A couple weeks ago we gave you all the awesome synopsis for David DeCoteau’s PUPPET MASTER: AXIS OF EVIL. In case you missed that here’s the goods: In a stateside hotel during the height of World War II, young Danny...

Butcher Chron gets Rewrite

Posted 17 years ago

Three of the busiest men in the genre would be Michael Bay, Andrew Form and Brad Fuller – Collectively known as Platinum Dunes. Oh yeah, those guys. In the past year alone we saw at least three flicks from these...

No More Oldboy?

Posted 17 years ago

It seemed the general genre community was in agreement on one thing recently: The Steven Spielberg/Will Smith OLDBOY adaptation was absurd! Agreed? Agreed. Well it seems our prayers have been answered! According to LatinoReview the project is officially dead! Whether...

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