Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Maniacs 2 Renamed

Posted 17 years ago

Well I didn’t see this coming. Who would’ve thought BEVERLY HELLBILLYS wouldn’t catch on? Silly. Obviously I’m talking about the 2001 MANIACS sequel and yes… I’m talking about a title change for the film. 2001 MANIACS 2 writer/director Tim Sullivan...

Miller hears Banshee

Posted 17 years ago

You guys ever hear of Dimension Extreme’s AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION? Alright well what about it’s director Steven C. Miller? Still not getting anywhere huh? Dang. TRANSFUSION came at us last year and was about three teens that find themselves in a...

More Wolfman Stills

Posted 17 years ago

Less than 24 hours ago we hit you all with the brand new trailer for Joe Johnston’s THE WOLFMAN and this morning we’ve got a gigantic batch of new stills for you all too! By gigantic I mean over 20!...

Kill of the Day #266

Posted 17 years ago

Crow Moves Forward

Posted 17 years ago

Today is a sad day here at AITH… it seems THE CROW remake is officially moving forward. Excuse me while I go weep. Alright I’m not really weeping but this really f*cking sucks. Now I got pissed when I heard...

Jenn’s Body Quad

Posted 17 years ago

Well JENNIFER’S BODY has come and pretty much gone here in the US… but our friends across the pond won’t be able to watch Megan Fox get all possessed until November 6th. To promote the flick’s upcoming release a brand...

Update on Dead@17

Posted 17 years ago

For the most part I love me a good graphic novel. When that graphic novel is about a sexy little school girl coming back from the dead to kick ass… well do I need to say more? Obviously I’m sold...

Duchovny talks XFiles 3

Posted 17 years ago

Back in August Gillian Anderson (below) was running around talking about the potential for a third X-FILES movie and that she’d be more than happy to sign on. Regardless of what you thought about I WANT TO BELIEVE, I’m assuming...

Want a P.A. Party?

Posted 17 years ago

STEPFATHER who? SAW VI what? This Halloween season there seems to be one horror flick on everyone’s mind: Oren Peli’s PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. That’s no secret considering ACTIVITY kicked some major ass in the box office this past week… and it’s...

Bunch of Box Stills!

Posted 17 years ago

If you’re a regular here at AITH you may be aware that I’m a big Richard Kelly fan. I even loved SOUTHLAND TALES… Oh yeah I went there. Anyway obviously this means I’m eagerly anticipating his next film: THE BOX....

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