Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Kill of the Day #124

Posted 18 years ago

Book: Mister B. Gone

Posted 18 years ago

“Burn this book.” That’s the plea you’re given when you first open Clive Barker’s MISTER B. GONE. It comes from Jakabok Botch, a demon from the Ninth Circle of Hell. It’s Jakabok, or Mister B. as he likes to be...

Verbinski a Host

Posted 18 years ago

Now we’ve been hearing about the sequel to Bong Joon-ho’s THE HOST for a while now. Seems like that’ll be happening much sooner than later. But today I’m here to give you a bit of news on a different kind...

Yesterday’s Aliens

Posted 18 years ago

When was the last time we actually saw a decent alien movie? I’m talking a flick that caught our interest and made us actually sit back and think about what an alien invasion would be like? Hell I can’t even...

Gearhead for Valhalla

Posted 18 years ago

Now I’ve never heard of GEARHEAD before… but after reading up a bit it’s definitely peaked my interest! I bring this up because there’s news coming in from Variety today that Gale Anne Hurd’s Valhalla Motion Pictures have just scored...

Munroe wants Zombo

Posted 18 years ago

I just got done telling you about Kevin Munroe’s next project and now I’m here to tell you on what the TMNT director might be working on after that. Bloody Disgusting recently caught up with Munroe to talk a bit...

Munroe’s Monkeys

Posted 18 years ago

Seems Kevin Munroe is a busy guy. Now in case that name doesn’t ring any bells, Munroe is the guy that directed the recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles update TMNT. Now aside from the ongoing rumored TMNT sequel and the...

More teen vamps?

Posted 18 years ago

No. I’m not talking about the already announced TWILIGHT sequels. I’m talking about something potentially worse than TWILIGHT. I know the question bouncing around in your head right now: What can be worse than TWILIGHT? Well let me put it...

Kill of the Day #123

Posted 18 years ago

2 Kick-Ass stills

Posted 18 years ago

Dare I say Matthew Vaughn’s KICK-ASS might just be the most violent graphic novel adaptation to date? Now before people tackle me and hit me with candy canes, hear me out. I’m just saying this is a possibility. Sure, there’s...

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