Jared Pacheco

6,053 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

2 Kick-Ass stills

Posted 18 years ago

Dare I say Matthew Vaughn’s KICK-ASS might just be the most violent graphic novel adaptation to date? Now before people tackle me and hit me with candy canes, hear me out. I’m just saying this is a possibility. Sure, there’s...

Reeves talks Right One

Posted 18 years ago

Some of the more disappointing news of late would be the fact that CLOVERFIELD director Matt Reeves has been tapped to direct the US remake of LET THE RIGHT ONE IN. Everyone, their mothers, and their third cousin twice removed...

Kill of the Day #122

Posted 18 years ago

Spielberg/Eastwood go supernatural

Posted 18 years ago

Steven Spielberg and Clint Eastwood. Even if you can’t stand these men, you have to admit they’re pretty genius when it comes to filmmaking. That’s a pretty fair assessment, wouldn’t you say? If you agree with me then the news...

Forster directs War

Posted 18 years ago

A movie adaptation of Max Brooks’ highly acclaimed zombie novel WORLD WAR Z has been in the works for what seems like years now. Updates come and go, scripts have been tossed around, but the wheels just can’t seem to...

Give ‘Em clip

Posted 18 years ago

What has strippers, cool hats, car chases, Ving Rhames, sexy asian chicks with lollipops, guys jumping roofs, Tom Jane, a shower scene, dudes going through windows, that guy from 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN, guys on fire, and the gorgeous...

New War Zone

Posted 18 years ago

To be honest, at first I could care less about PUNISHER: WAR ZONE and I thought it was going to be a straight to DVD release. Now the flick’s poster is in theaters across the country, it’s got a mess...

2012 teaser

Posted 18 years ago

Roland Emmerich must have something against Earth. The man just loves destorying this planet we all call home. Why? Who the hell knows, but it’s damn fun to watch! And the recently released teaser trailer for Emmerich’s next world destruction...

Conan has to wait

Posted 18 years ago

Just the other day it was confirmed that Brett Ratner would in fact be directing CONAN. But wait just a minute… Ratner recently told the LA Times that he’s not even officially signed for CONAN, and that BEVERLY HILLS COP...