Mike Catalano

1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

Excellent! Bill and Ted 3 Moves Up its Release Date!

Posted 6 years ago

My fellow Joblo-ers! We have just received the most non-heinous news that BILL & TED FACE THE MUSIC totally did the opposite of what all these other upcoming movies did: it actually moved its release date up! With that bodacious...

Tom Hanks flick, Bios, does the Release Date Shuffle to 2021

Posted 6 years ago

It would appear that Woody wanted nothing to do with Wonder Woman. As we've just reported, WONDER WOMAN 1984 shifted its release date to October 2, 2020 which just so happened to be the release date for Tom Hanks's sci-fi film, BIOS....

The Mandalorian Season 2 Update from Jon Favreau

Posted 6 years ago

I love the fact that the Coronavirus can't keep The Mandalorian from returning to Disney+ screens this October! Series creator, Jon Favreau, just gave an update regarding the Pedro Pascal-starring hit series' second season and I'm liking what the dude...

The Umbrella Academy’s New Season 2 Posters!

Posted 6 years ago

Calling all Umbrella Academy troops! We have a sweet collection of seven brand new character posters for the Netflix series' second season courtesy of the show's Twitter account. I'm really diggin' the "playing card" vibe these one-sheets are showcasing! Have...

J.K. Simmons Talks J Jonah Jameson MCU, Past, and Future

Posted 6 years ago

PARKER!!! Who else lost their shit when that one SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME after credits scene featured the OG J. Jonah Jameson played by J.K. Simmons?! I know I sure as hell did! Simmons truly made the role iconic and, frankly,...

Disney Casting Star Wars Rebels ‘Ezra’ for New Disney+ Series

Posted 6 years ago

Now here's some galactically awesome news! It appears that Disney and Lucasfilm are looking for a live action version of Ezra Bridger from the hit animated show, STAR WARS: REBELS. Nothing further is known yet regarding the new series, however...

Zack Snyder Cut: Reshoot Won’t Include Cast of Justice League

Posted 6 years ago

Release the Snyder cut! Please! For the fans! When will… uh wait a minute! They ARE releasing the Snyder cut! I got so damned used to writing articles about when the damn thing was coming out, I almost started this article in...

We investigate Patrick Bateman in new Behind the Movie Killer! Video!

Posted 6 years ago

Greetings and welcome back to episode 3 of our brand new investigative mockumentary series, BEHIND THE (MOVIE) KILLER! We tackled the Candyman killings in Episode 2 and haven't been able to look in a mirror since! And speaking of looking into mirrors,...

Lynn Shelton, Director of Humpday and Your Sister’s Sister, Dies at 54

Posted 6 years ago

I regret to inform you all on the sad news that director, Lynn Shelton, has passed away. The talented filmmaker, whose credits include HUMPDAY, YOUR SISTER'S SISTER, OUTSIDE IN, SWORD OF TRUTH, as well as the series MAD MEN, GLOW,...

Chris Hemsworth on Success of Extraction and Chances for Pre/Sequels

Posted 6 years ago

Damn you, Chris Hemsworth! Dude is ripped, super successful,yet still so damn likeable! Have you caught his latest action film, EXTRACTION, on Netflix yet? If not, I defintely recommend you do because to quote HOT FUZZ's Sergeant Nicholas Angel, "I wouldn't...

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