Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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The Thing remake?

Why oh why do you f*ck with a good thing? Oh yeah, because Hollywood needs money and lacks creativity. Sorry for the rant, but I just heard that a once-proposed remake of John Carpenter’s THE THING is now almost a...
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Cabin Fever 2 goes ’80’s

The sequel to Eli Roth’s goofily gory horror/humor hybrid, CABIN FEVER, apparently will not disappoint fans. At least according to Marc Senter, part 2’s star, it won’t. The actor, currently making a killing in THE LOST (just released on DVD),...
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Last Winter graphic novel

We just received word that the graphic novel based on director Larry Fessenden’s chilling eco-horror flick, THE LAST WINTER, will be in stores this Wednesday, March 26th from Image Comics (artwork to the right). Sadly, I never got a chance...
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Ground House site

How do you take your horror? With or without cream? I only ask because there seems to be a new genre flick brewing about a deadly coffee shop called THE GROUND HOUSE. You can check out the first teaser trailer...
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Darabont’s next King

Frequent Stephen King-adapter, Frank Darabont (THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, THE GREEN MILE, THE MIST) spoke briefly to the ‘All-King’ website, Liljas Library, regarding plans for bringing yet another of the horror novelist’s works to the big screen. The book getting the...
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Magnolia sees Red

A couple months ago, Jared last updated you here on a slick little revenge flick called RED. Well, after a nice run at the Sundance Film Festival and some high-praise hype, Magnolia Pictures (THE SIGNAL, SEVERANCE, THE HOST) is looking...
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Clooney/Tomatoes/What?

I will now be going for the cult movie news trifecta! Here’s a juicy little tidbit on the ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES remake, which Jared first told us of here. Apparently, the new flick’s directing duo, Doug Sarine and...
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Poultrygeist coming!

In keeping with the cult movie precedence started by KING BONG, here’s another humdinger! Troma’s long-anticipated, part horror, part comedy, part musical with chickens & zombies called, POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD has FINALLY obtained release dates! All I...
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Bong is King

Remember Charles Band’s horror/comedy EVIL BONG? Well, in case your memory is a little fried from puffin’ the chiba, you can check out Dave’s fun-time review right here. Since the flick is on its way to achieving a cult following,...
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Little F*cker news

“Holy f*cking shite” is all I have to say! Horror friends and fiends, you are going to positively eat this one up! Just got word of a tiny slice of inexplicable insanity titled (get this) LITTLE F*CKER!!! We now have...
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