Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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NOES website is here!

Posted 17 years ago
Okay, my fellow Freddy fans! After our initial tease of the first image of the clawed one as well as the film’s first poster (above) from Comic Con, we can now safely click on to the official website! Yes, ANightmareOnElmStreet.com...
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Creepy Frayed clown!

Posted 17 years ago
AAAHHHHH!!!! Another creepy freakin’ killer clown! Oh man, no matter how many times I catch one of those white-faced f*ckers lurking about, it still scares the shit out of me. Again, if handled well enough, this can be quite the...
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Mother’s Day synopsis

Posted 17 years ago
Whoa mama! It looks like this MOTHER’S DAY remake is nicely moving along at full steam. I’m very surprised (and delighted) at how well this proposal is being received and that SAW veteran and REPO creator, Darren Lynn-Bousman, is standing...
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Another H2 still!

Posted 17 years ago
I bought milk today which had an expiration date in August. The first thing I thought to myself was, “Holy shit! It’s August next week! The month that HALLOWEEN II releases!” Can you guys believe how freakin’ fast the time...
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Wolf Man moves again

Posted 17 years ago
Well, to be honest, I’ve basically given up on all things regarding the new WOLF MAN remake. I know it’s got a great cast and the make-up effects (up top) look cool, but with all the shifting of release dates...
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Arrow’s Outsiders + Feld

Posted 17 years ago
I certainly hope you guys recall the last time I mentioned an upcoming flick called THE BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDERS. Not just because it sounds like one intense on-the-lam thriller, but because our head honcho, The Arrow, has a sweet role in...
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Roommate release date

Posted 17 years ago
If there was a thriller called THE ROOMMATE that happened to star extreme hotties Minka Kelly (right), Leighton Meester (below), and Danneel Harris, wouldn’t you want to know when, exactly, it’d be coming out? I know I sure as shit...
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Jenn’s Bod’s 2 more pics

Posted 17 years ago
I finally get to do an article on JENNIFER’S BODY with the release of two more new pics! Do you guys mind if I post a couple more pics on JENNIFER aka Megan Fox? No, you really don’t mind? You...
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Happy B-day 2 Me DVD

Posted 17 years ago
Last month, I told you guys that the supposed 3D remake of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME was currently in limbo. Within that article, I marveled at the fact that I’ve still never seen the original 1981 version. When I went...
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House of Wolf Man!

Posted 17 years ago
Now here’s one very classic idea: a flick purposely made to look like a vintage horror film from the 1940’s. Plus, it’s centering on one of our original horror icons: The Wolf Man! Get ready for HOUSE OF THE WOLF...
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Top 10 Movies

  1. Avengers: Doomsday
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  8. Heart of the Beast
  9. Spaceballs: The New One
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