Mike Catalano
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Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Weirdness on The Farm

Posted 17 years ago
It’s been a little while since I came across any weird, mind-f*ck types of genre offerings… until today! The name of the film is THE FARM and trust me, it has nothing to do with pigs and horses. Quite the...
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Mo’ Roommates hotness

Posted 17 years ago
I swear, director Christian E. Christiansen’s THE ROOMMATE has gotta be one of the hottest thrillers coming our way in 2010. And by hot, I am referring mostly to its female cast. Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Aly Michalka, and hell,...
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Smashing Braincell pstr

Posted 17 years ago
A couple of months back, I gave you guys a look at one wild and crazy horror/sci-fi hybrid called BRAINCELL. I really dig this flick’s blood-and-boobs philosophy. In fact, I can say the same thing for its new poster which...
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The trailer Bled White

Posted 17 years ago
Holy shit! Now, here is one interesting and original zombie movie! The name is BLED WHITE and here’s its killer concept: zombies vs. cannibal survivors! Don’t that beat all?! The living and the undead both going after flesh to feed...
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Quarantine 2 is coming

Posted 17 years ago
I did finally get the chance to check out QUARANTINE and I still don’t understand why the f*ck they would give away the ending in both the trailer and the poster (as you can see up top). That may have...
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Twilight wins MTV yay!

Posted 17 years ago
Well, the 2009 MTV Movie Awards have come and gone and honestly, the only good part involved a white rapper and a comedian who plays a gay fashion specialist. And speaking of gay, TWILIGHT (you know, that tweeny-turd about girly...
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Don’t Look Up 1-sheet

Posted 17 years ago
It’s been over a year since we last dropped some info on the English-language remake of the Japanese DON’T LOOK UP. Well, today, I’ve finally got some promo poster-work for you to lay your eyes on. Please, do look up...
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Dig Nature’s Grave

Posted 17 years ago
It’s been so long since we’ve seen anything on the nature-run-amuck horror LONG WEEKEND, I bet we wouldn’t even recognize it anymore. But that’s probably because it has undergone a title change to NATURE’S GRAVE, which does make more sense...
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Bog Legend trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Any trailer that starts off with a very pretty lady taking a shower is alright in my book! Such is the case with the brand new preview for the spooky marsh monster mash that is LEGEND OF THE BOG (when...
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Orphan trailer outrage

Posted 17 years ago
“It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.” Does that line offend you? I could see why, perhaps. What if you were watching an evil ORPHAN spouting the same line? Would you be able...
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