Mike Catalano
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Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Doghouse quad action!

Posted 17 years ago
What up, my dogs? It really is a shame that I won’t be visiting the U.K. anytime soon, specifically the weekend of June 12th. That is when Jake West’s wildly kick-ass she-beast adventure DOGHOUSE will be opening in theaters across...
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Walk the Mutilation Mile

Posted 17 years ago
If you guys like your exploitation/revenge flicks based on true events, then you’re probably going to be into this very bad boy called MUTILATION MILE. By the looks of things, those that walk this MILE are sure to be treated...
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Tons o’ lame New Moon

Posted 17 years ago
I’m in a bit of a mood today and need to let it out on something. Because of this, I apologize to all the hardcore TWILIGHT geeks out there. For everyone else, I hope you enjoy… I’m sure you’re all...
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Snow White now horror

Posted 17 years ago
Eaten any poison apples lately? I only ask because it seems that we’ve got one headed our way in the film form of a new, scary adaptation of the beloved children’s classic, SNOW WHITE. Yup, just like ALICE, it seems...
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I Know sick ball weapon

Posted 17 years ago
Just yesterday, Mr. Ammon kindly let us know about a super cool opening clip from a new British horror/comedy that sure is one big mouthful: I KNOW HOW MANY RUNS YOU SCORED LAST SUMMER. Said clip was just fantastic and...
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Join NOES’s topless bash

Posted 17 years ago
Hurry, my friends! If you or anyone you know is female, hot, between the ages of 18 and 27, and look good topless… then Freddy wants you… for a “special extra” role in the upcoming A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET...
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Van Damme good horror!

Posted 17 years ago
Well, will wonders never cease?! It seems that the ol’ “Muscles from Brussels” (after enjoying some, gasp, critical success with his sorta-autobiographical JCVD) is attempting to snap-kick into a brand new genre… horror! That’s right, folks! At this year’s Cannes,...
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Messengers 2 DVD art

Posted 17 years ago
Are you guys psyched that THE MESSENGERS 2: MESSENGERS HARDER is coming out on DVD this summer? Actually, the real title is MESSENGERS 2: THE SCARECROW, but for some reason, I found it fitting to use that initial moniker. Anyways,...
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Mannequin in Static, huh?

Posted 17 years ago
Who’s up for some out-there indie thrills? Well, it looks like I’ve got a doozy for you. I mean, just check out the name: A MANNEQUIN IN STATIC. And as of right now, I don’t think this flick is about...
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NOES high school set

Posted 17 years ago
Ah, the return of Springwood High, Freddy Kruger’s old stomping/killing grounds. If you’ll cast your eyes above and below, you’ll discover some new set pics from the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake. The focus, of course, is on the happenings...
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