Mike Catalano
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Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Eyes of Laura remade

Posted 17 years ago
I’m a little bit pissed at myself for not being aware of a certain 1978 horror film called EYES OF LAURA MARS. It was directed by Irvin Kershner, who also helmed a certain small flick called THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK,...
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Stan Helsing trailer!

Posted 17 years ago
This looks f*cking funny! I had to make that clear right off the bat. What I’m referring to is the new trailer for the horror/comedy STAN HELSING. I have yet to even establish the fact that said trailer features boobies,...
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Kristi campus horror

Posted 17 years ago
It looks like horror-movie harvester, Dimension Films, has picked up another genre flick that seems very appealing. The film is called KRISTI and is already being compared to both THE STRANGERS and LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT; not a bad...
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Doc added to Saw VI

Posted 17 years ago
Could there be more extremely graphic autopsies in this October’s SAW VI? I only ask because the folks over at Bloody-D have scored the news that James Van Patten will be reprising his role from SAW IV. In case your...
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Knocking At Door pics

Posted 17 years ago
A long ass time ago, I told you guys about one depraved freakin’ dog of a flick called SOMEONE’S KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR, however I may not have emphasized enough how sick and sexually twisted this damn thing really is....
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The Coffin’s poster

Posted 17 years ago
Hey, I’ve got an idea. How about you bury me in a coffin for a couple of days, so that I can have good luck once I’m finally exhumed! Sound like a practical notion? Well, regardless, it is the basic...
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Band From Hell trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Sex, blood, rock ’n roll… and werewolves! That just about sums up the new trailer for the heavy metal, hairy humanoid hybrid, NEOWOLF: THE BAND FROM HELL. And, of course, I’ve got the preview directly below for your peeping pleasure....
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H2 teaser info!

Posted 17 years ago
Yes! The wait is over! As I was hoping just two days ago, we are finally getting our first teaser trailer for Rob Zombie’s H2! That’s right, my fellow “Haddon-ites”! The official teaser for Michael Myers’ next outing is hitting...
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Silent Night, Zombie trailer

Posted 17 years ago
“This Year, X-Mas is Cancelled!” The reason? A big, fat, f*cking undead Santa and many other of his ilk! Friends, I just had the yuletide joy of watching the first teaser trailer for SILENT NIGHT, ZOMBIE NIGHT. It really does...
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More Thanksgiving talk

Posted 17 years ago
Just yesterday Mr. Ammon kindly gave us all the heads-up that Eli Roth was indeed planning on giving us a full-length film version of his hilarious GRINDHOUSE mock trailer, THANKSGIVING. For me, this is fantastic news because I’m just a...
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