Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Take the Devil’s Fork

Posted 18 years ago
Prepare your pedal-to-the-metal asses for another road-trip from hell in the brutal form of DEVIL’S FORK. You’ve got your average, happy motorist couple, your dead sexy hitchhiker, and her psychotic companion. Then all kinds of horrific, sometimes-scantily-clad mayhem ensues. That’s...
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Int’nl MBV poster

Posted 18 years ago
I know it may be a RISE OF THE LYCANS weekend, but I still can’t get enough of last week’s gore-tastic MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D. I have a feeling that many would agree with me. That’s why I’m passing on...
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Bunnyman slasher

Posted 18 years ago
Here comes Peter Cotton-tip! Hoppin’ down the Vegas Strip! Splishity splattery murder’s on its way! Oh boy, have I got one f*cked up slice of horror for you guys to stick in your baskets! Get ready to be annihilated by...
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Amuse yourself!

Posted 18 years ago
Jeez, for a guy who hates friggin’ clowns, I sure do write a lot of stuff about ’em. This is now my fifth article on the killer harlequin fright fest AMUSEMENT. I just can’t stop. Good thing the flick is...
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Killa Bloodsucka J.!

Posted 18 years ago
I just came across another wacked-out horror/comedy that was just too insane to pass up. Upon reading the flick’s title, I’m sure you’ll understand why: BLOODSUCKA JONES! And yes, that is indeed its official teaser poster up top. Don’t worry,...
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Arquette Screams 4

Posted 18 years ago
For the love of Rose McGowan, I am so sick of hearing all these supposed ”SCREAM 4” rumors! Talk about beating a dead f*cking horse! Granted, the first SCREAM was a fun and inventive classic and parts 2 and 3...
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Living w/ werewolf

Posted 18 years ago
How about we jumpstart the day with a quirky werewolf horror/comedy? I just learned of a tasty new indie that really seems to have some spunk. It’s called LIVING ARRANGEMENTS and we’ve even got the trailer for you below. But...
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Riddick game intro

Posted 18 years ago
I’m sure you guys remember the inventive sci-fi horror flick PITCH BLACK. It co-starred Vin Diesel before he was actually famous. I’m also betting that you most likely recall the love-it-or-hate-it sequel THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK. Regardless of your affinity...
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Babysitter theaters

Posted 18 years ago
I’ve wanted to see BABYSITTER WANTED for the absolutely longest f*cking time! It’s been nearly a year since I’ve heard anything at all on the flick, even though it was picked up by Anchor Bay. I just figured it was...
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Wolvesbayne trailer

Posted 18 years ago
Last summer, I first shed some moonlight on a cool-sounding action/horror hybrid called WOLVESBAYNE. Now, we finally have the first trailer for the flick. It appears to be a pretty stylish display of sharp-tooth beasties going head to head. You...
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